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DEVON AOKI, SUPER MODEL

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EXERCISE QUOTES

Part 1: Source: foxnews.com

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Given the constraints of the couture world it comes as no surprise that the 26-year-old stunner recently decided to strut off the runway and focus on an acting career and as her latest role in "Mutant Chronicles" attests, it’s a far cry from the glamour of Givenchy or the posing in Prada.

"I had to pump my arms up quite a bit. They were a little on the weak side when we started and by the end of filming, I was pretty rock solid," Aoki said. "The funny thing was most the boys got dummy guns that weigh very little, and I got the real McCoy! I was running around with a 30-pound gun under my arm for the entire film. That might have been their way of telling me I needed some muscles!"

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Part 2: Source: curezone.org

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

~Joey Adams

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Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

~Cher
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Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states.

~Carol Welch

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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

~Marsha Doble

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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

~A.A. Milne
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Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps.

~Author Unknown

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Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body - it just wears it out.

~Norman Mailer
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I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.

~Alec Yuill Thornton

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Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,

Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,

The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;

God never made his work for man to mend.

~John Dryden

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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem.

~Chris Adams

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If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.

~Christian Barnard

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Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.

~Barbara Ehrenreich

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