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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES

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SO IT LOOKED LIKE INFINITE JEST?

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"It looked like a phonebook with a binder around it. I was like 'I know I'm in for a hurting right now.'"
-- Rookie Patriots defensive lineman Ron Brace on the size of the Patriots' playbook

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"I'm getting a headache trying to read this, but I know I've got to do it. It's my job now. I don't have to worry about class. I have to worry about the playbook. That's my history right there I've got to learn."
-- Brace (NFL Nation Blog)

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WHY DID THE GHOST GO TO THE BAR?

FOR THE BOOS."BOOOOOO!!"
-- The crowd at Invesco Field in response to Kyle Orton's performance during the team's scrimmage (Colorado Springs Gazette)

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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE THREE B'S

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"You know what they say about the media, just use the five B's. Be brief, brother, be brief."
-- Redskins coach Jim Zorn giving his players advice on how to deal with the media

(The Official Blog of Chris Cooley)

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OR LIKE ASKING WHEN THE LAST TIME THE BILLS WERE RELEVENT

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"Asking about an offensive lineman's weight is like asking a woman's age."
-- Bills offensive tackle Langston Walker, responding to a question asking if he had lost weight (Bills.com)

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WNBA: YOU GOT NEXT

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"I've always thought the game was an attractive game, but we all know when you get the kind of pressure we're in, in these economic times, and then you have an economic model that really doesn't work, then it's not surprising to see it stop play."
-- Dallas Cowboys and AFL team owner Jerry Jones discussing the demise of the Arena Football League (Sports Illustrated)

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