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Web site presents list of unusual injuries suffered by major leaguers in 2010.

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR

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Source: sports.espn.go.com

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Bonus entry: Humorous reality of the aging process on baseball players.

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Web site presents an overview of the aging process on Jamie Moyer's career.

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR \ TRIVIA

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Source: sports.espn.go.com

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Bonus entry: Trash talk and come backs for the aging athlete.

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"Yo mama" trash talk and come backs have been used by many aging

and retired athletes, many of whom, such as John McEnroe, Pete

Rose, and Mike Tyson, already have an arsenal that can bring tears

to the eyes of any adversary, including a Hulk Hogan or a Joan Rivers.

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Many, however, are reserved or soft-spoken and may want to prepare

for the onslaught of "you're so old" attacks by adding trash talk and

come backs to their verbal repetoire.

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Accordingly, for the latter group, the following ammunition is offered

to help subdue the hecklers who are ready to pounce at any time.

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"YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT...."
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Source: ahajokes.co.
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