WHO'S THAT WITH JENN STERGER?
.SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents its quotes of the week from month of October, 2010
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" NY Post reports that Jenn Sterger does not want a Brett Favre probe. Well, obviously."
-- Comedian Andy Borowitz, on the investigation into whether Favre sexually harassed a then-Jets employee by allegedly sending her voicemails and pictures of his genitals.
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"Brett Favre has an elbow injury. The worst part is, it's his texting elbow."
-- Late-night talk-show host Craig Ferguson.
"If I can't text inappropriate photos, then the terrorists have won."
-- From David Letterman's Top Ten Brett Favre Excuses.
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"His uniform is much bigger than mine."
-- Texas Rangers pitcher C.J. Wilson, when asked to compare himself to plus-sized New York Yankees counterpart CC Sabathia.
"I just stepped on the ice and threw my gloves in the air. I had no idea if we'd actually won or not. I was so nervous that it wasn't in. My heart was pounding. I was thinking in those first few seconds, 'If we end up somehow losing and I chucked my gloves off like I won the Stanley Cup, I am gonna kill Patrick Kane.''
-- Toronto Maple Leafs forward Kris Versteeg, on celebrating Kane's Cup-winning goal with Chicago last spring over the Philadelphia Flyers, despite not having seen it actually go in.
"I'm more of a Dexter-type serial killer. The players who were sent down yesterday were shocked to come into my office and it was wrapped in clear plastic."
-- Toronto Maple Leafs coach Ron Wilson, on how he cuts players.
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"Hear about the Welsh brewery that sold 'Tiger Would' ale -- featuring a sexy siren on the label -- during the Ryder Cup. Fittingly enough, the beer looked cheap at first glance but turned out to be quite expensive."
-- Dwight Perry, of The Seattle Times.
"After listener complaints, the Buffalo Bills cancelled a radio ad by an infidelity website whose motto is, 'Life Is Short, Have An Affair.' I've seen the Bills play. Their motto should be, 'Life Is Short, Find A Decent Quarterback.'"
-- Greg Cote, of The Miami Herald, on the woeful state of the upstate New York team.
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