FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greatesthockeylegends.com

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HOCKEY TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Top Ten Weirdest Hockey Injuries
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
Sports nostalgia article by Sports Illustrated columnists \ bloggers
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25 More Things We Miss In Sports:
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: geocities.com

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ENGLISH FOOTBALL ( SOCCER ) QUOTES

Quotes by and about soccer managers

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'I'm a firm believer that if the other side scores first you have to score twice to win.'

- HOWARD WILKINSON

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'If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency.'

- ALEX FERGUSON

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'We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day'

- BOBBY GOULD

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'I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for'

- STEVE COPPELL

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In one word, it is bloody stupidity'

- CLAUDE LE ROY

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'I can count on the fingers of one hand ten games where we've caused our own downfall.'

- JOE KINNEAR

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'When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1'

- LAWRIE McMENEMY

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'Even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried.'

- GORDON LEE

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mahalo.com

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BASEBALL TRIVIA
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Although there are many options out there for betting, many of them are online and may be illegal depending on which state or country you reside. The main betting options are inside the sportsbook at a casino, or online at any number of sports betting websites. While casinos provide a legal means of betting in places like Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City, the online sports books are often not legal, especially in most states in the U.S.. They are operated out of countries or jurisdictions where betting on sports is either legal or not yet regulated.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: a-gamegolf.com

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GOLF QUOTES

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“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.”

-Michael Green

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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much."

-Buddy Hackett

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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the golf ball either."

-Anonymous

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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."

-Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.

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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that I went through out there."

-David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987

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When asked why he was moving to the U.S. to work as a golf analyst.

"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."

-David Feherty

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"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you play golf before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."

-Jackie Gleason

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"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."

-Bob Hope

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"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."

-David Feherty

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"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become an analyst, I don't see the problem."

-David Feherty

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"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."

-Dave Stockton

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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-

"The rest of the field."

-Roger Maltbie

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"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."

-David Feherty
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes of the week (dated 24 June 2009)
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"I might not be a tennis player soon, I might be stacking shelves... Tesco are advertising."
-- Britain's Dan Evans after crashing 6-2 6-3 6-3 to Nikolay Davydenko in the first round at Wimbledon.
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If he didn't have a helmet he'd be scratching his head."
-- Commentary on the British Grand Prix. (Sam Brownsword, England).
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World Twenty20 commentator:
"Kallis has been preparing a lot in the gym for this tournament."
Ronnie Irani:
"He's been preparing in Jim's cafe!"
-- Banter about a slightly-overweight Jacques Kallis. (Jer, UK).
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There's an enormous gulf between the United States and Brazil, and I don't just mean the Gulf of Mexico!"
-- Steve Wilson during USA v Brazil in the Confederations Cup. (Mark Spivey, England).
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Dan Temple: "Now, I'm not the biggest rugby fan..."
Cal Purdon: "I dunno, mate, you are pretty big."
Siren FM's YourSport presenters discussing the Lions tour.(Anon, Lincolnshire).
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: independent.co.uk

OLYMPICS SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes from the 1992 Olympics
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We're not here to make friends. We're here to beat them. We have a saying back in Utah:
'The Indians did not dine with Custer'.
-- John Stockton, of the US basketball team, on their refusal to stay in the Olympic village.
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I slept not a wink. There's people snoring in seven languages out there.
-- Irish journalist on cramped conditions in the Olympic village.
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I miss crime, murders. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything nasty here in the last 24 hours. I really miss America.
-- Charles Barkley, of the US basketball team.
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NFL FOOTBALL INSULTS

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Thanks to Twitter, here are recent one-liners on Brett Favre:

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Saying Brett Favre retired is like saying your herpes are gone.

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Favre is to decisions what Vick is to dogs.

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I really wish Brett Favre would retire from retiring.

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Attention Brett Favre: You are not Michael Jordan.

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Brett Favre: “I won’t stop until I’ve thrown a pick for every team in the NFL.”

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I’d hate to go to Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors with Brett Favre.

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Cash for clunkers: The latest chapter in the Brett Favre saga.

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Even while tossing around the idea of staying retired, Brett Favre was intercepted 13 times.

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When the apocalypse comes, cockroaches will rise to become the master race. And then Brett Favre will announce he is their new quarterback.

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Taking a cue from Brett Favre, Sarah Palin has decided to come out of retirement and be the governor of Russia.

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I hereby retire from the Brett Favre fan club (3rd time). I’ll be filing paperwork with the league office on Monday.

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Under Obama’s healthcare plan Brett Favre will get the treatment he needs to tearfully retire every year.

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BREAKING: John Madden returning to broadcasting. Says Madden, “I feel like I have one more year of fawning over Brett Favre left in me.”

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