SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes on sports by humorists \ entertainers
DAVE BARRY:
"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."
"Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant."
"Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant."
DEAN MARTIN:
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
ERMA BOMBECK:
"I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill."
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
JAMES PATRICK MURRAY:
:Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."
"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."
ROBIN WILLIAMS:
"Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read."
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