SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, January 3, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ingolfwetrust.com

GOLF QUOTES
When putting together our biography of our newest Hall of Fame member, Fred Couples, we couldn't resist compiling a list of some of our favourite quotes from the man with the beautiful swing and a way of twisting up sentences like none other ... From the bizarre to the blatantly obvious, there's a good chance of getting a great quote when Freddie Couples is around:

On his putting woes:
I hit the ball and when I make a few of them, I get a little bit of rhythm and I can make a few. Then when I start missing them, they don't go in. ...

On Michelle Wie:
When you see her hit a golf ball ... there's nothing that prepares you for it. It's just the scariest thing you've ever seen.

On being paired with Phil Mickelson in the 2006 Masters:
I mean, if a guy hits a good shot, I'm gonna say so, even if I hate him. And I like Phil.

On his reputation and the key to success:

The press still considers me one of the most laid-back athletes since Babe Ruth. That's supposed to be a criticism, but I consider it a compliment because I think being carefree on the course is one of the secrets to scoring well consistently.

On practice habits:
There is no truth in the idea that the person who hits the most balls will become the best golfer. Golf is a bizarre sport. You can work for years on your game, without making any improvement in your score.

On future retirement:
My days aren't numbered, but they're close to it.

On privacy:
I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.

On Tiger Woods' galleries:
I did get some of his strays. The way I play sometimes, I probably don't deserve two or three people out there.

On his heroic defeat in the '06 Masters:
I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66.

On his heroic defeat in the '06 Masters (Part II):
I'm a lot older than I was when I was 30, which is kind of hard to believe.

On his good friend Davis Love III:
We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and caddie Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.

On a putt that he missed in the Masters:

This is the kind of putt an old guy can make.

On longevity:
I'm playing as well as I've ever played, except for the years I played better.

On injuries:
I wouldn't be playing great golf every week if my back didn't hurt. I wouldn't be able to play golf if my back really, really hurt, and I don't. So therefore, I try to play.

On partnering Annika Sorenstam in the Merrill Lynch Shootout:
Greg [Norman] called, he just said, "Would you like to play with her," and I said, "You bet." (press snickers)

On his swing:
When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.

On his condition:

I play better when I'm sick, but my head is the thing that's pounding, and it's very blurry.

On career reflection:
Could I have maybe won more tournaments? Sure ... but if that was the case then I would have won them.

On putting woes (Part II):
It would nice to have a longer, smoother putting stroke, but the clean and jerk is what I've got. If it was the Summer Olympics I would feel pretty good right now.







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