BASEBALL: MICKEY RIVERS' QUOTES
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
I'm going to double my limit.
I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control
them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over
things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no
sense in getting upset.
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle.
He made fly balls curve foul.
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is
put up your finger and check the wind chill factor."
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