BASEBALL QUOTES
It's the underground nuclear testing. Because of that, all gravity is leaving the earth. And so are the baseballs. - Jack Aker
My favorite umpire is a dead one. - Johnny Evers
Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. - Ray Fitzgerald
He's a legend in his own mind. - Greg Gross, referring to Larry Bowa
The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. - Ron Luciano, Strike Two
Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire. - Ron Luciano, The Umpire Strikes Back
The whole history of baseball has the quality of mythology. - attributed to Bernard Malamud
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd,
Buy me some peanuts and cracker-jack--
I don't care if I never get back.
- Jack Norworth, Take Me Out to the Ball Game, a song
Baseball isn't a business, it's more like a disease. - Walter F. O'Malley
Football is to baseball as blackjack is to bridge. - Vin Scully
The best thing about baseball is that you can do something about yesterday tomorrow. - Manny Trillo
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