SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, May 26, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.aol.com


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THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE ROCKS!

The NFL 's Music Connection - Quotes and Trivia

Shufflin' Crew
The 1985-'86 Chicago Bears rode their own soundtrack, 'The Super Bowl Shuffle,' to an NFL championship. The rap, featuring William "the Refrigerator" Perry, Walter Payton, Jim McMahon and others, reached No. 41 on the Billboard charts and earned a Grammy nomination -- the first ever for a sports team

Super Bowl Shaft
The biggest loser in the 2005 Super Bowl's 'Nipplegate' scandal wasn't Janet Jackson or Justin Timberlake but rather JC Chasez. After Jackson famously bared a breast in her duet with Timberlake, the NFL pulled the plug on JT's former bandmate, who was supposed to perform later that month at the Pro Bowl.

Loser's Blues
Wake Forest's Demon Deacons were so bad in the mid-1970s, they once went on a run of losses with scores of 31-0, 63-0, 55-0 and 47-0. Such ineptitude inspired Steely Dan's Donald Fagen to write the lyric "They got a name for the winners in the world/I want a name when I lose/They call Alabama the Crimson Tide/Call me Deacon Blues

Okie's Big Dawg
Toby Keith was laying hits on opposing players long before he started laying down hits in the recording studio. Having lost his job with the oil industry in the early 1980s, the beefy country singer found work as a defensive end for the semipro Oklahoma City Drillers.

Arena Rocker
Jon Bon Jovi is a co-founder of the Philadelphia Soul, an Arena Football League expansion franchise named for the city's homegrown brand of 1970s R&B. Another arena team owner, the Colorado Crush's John Elway, teamed up with Bon Jovi in a hilarious commercial in which the Jersey rocker and the ex-Denver Broncos quarterback kick off the AFL's 2004 season

Steel Country
Legendary Steelers QB and current NFL announcer Terry Bradshaw has released a half dozen albums, some a little bit country, some a little bit gospel. And long after hanging up his helmet and microphone, Bradshaw made a memorable cameo in a Toby Keith music video, playing a loser looking for love in 'I'm Just Talkin' About Tonight

Rap Sheet
After his sixth arrest for various felony charges, Tennessee Titans cornerback Pacman Jones was suspended from the NFL. His next step? To become a rap star, of course, releasing a single called 'Let It Shine' on his own label, National Street League Records.

Silver Screen Pass
Any self-respecting rapper has to play a football star in a movie: After recording a song for the film 'Wildcats,' LL Cool J tackled the role of a running back in 1999's 'Any Given Sunday,' Nelly suited up as a running back in the 2005 remake of 'The Longest Yard,' while Xzibit portrayed a high school coach in 'Gridiron Gang,' from 2006.

Sunday School
Following in the rowdy footsteps of Hank Williams Jr. and Pink, Faith Hill has become the new voice kicking off 'Sunday Night Football' every week. She performs 'Waiting All Day for Sunday Night,' set to the tune of Joan Jett's 'I Hate Myself for Loving You.' An avid football fan herself, Hill told AOL Music the Tennessee Titans are the team she roots for every Sunday

Quintuple Threat
Deion Sanders, the football legend turned baseball star turned announcer, showed his dancing skills in MC Hammer's 'Too Legit to Quit' video. The man known as "Prime Time" has also tried his hand at singing, releasing an album aptly titled after his nom-de- gridiron.

Goalpost Grief
U2's video for 'Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of' features a young kicker agonizing over missing a game-winning field goal. It stars legendary coach and announcer John Madden, reporting from the "unforgettable Fire Dome" on "Sunday, bloody Sunday," recapping the game between the Flys and the Lemons (the names of two U2 songs), and identifying the kicker as Paul Hewson (Bono's real name).

Da Big Mouth
Good-time California rock band Smash Mouth took their name from former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka's reverence for a bruising, nasty, thuggish brand of football that would have very little use for fizzy pop songs.

Hip-Hop's Joe College
Kanye West invited Florida A&M's marching band onstage with him at the 2006 Grammy Awards for his performance of 'Gold Digger.' The rapper clearly has a thing for fringe and epaulets: He also performed with a marching band in the concert for 'Dave Chappelle's Block Party.'

T.O.'s Latest Beef
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens recently told reporters that Jessica Simpson is "not a fan favorite ... in this locker room or in Texas Stadium." He later claimed he was joking, but it was no laughing matter when the pop starlet attended a game to cheer on her new man, Tony Romo: The Cowboys quarterback had the worst statistical game of his career.

Lions Roar
In the late 1960s, Motown's Marvin Gaye aspired to another of the city's institutions: the Detroit Lions. After the singer was cut from the team, he returned to the recording studio, bringing a few former teammates with him. Lions players Lem Barney and Mel Farr contributed backing vocals to his classic song 'What's Going On.'

Coach Dogg
If there's one thing Snoop Dogg loves more than his blunts, it's football. He owns the Snoop Youth Football league, home of his own son's Ponoma Steelers. The rapper is said to be so dedicated that he leaves the grass at home when his team hits the turf.

Fantasy Paradise
A member of 30-plus fantasy football leagues, being an NFL fan is pretty much Meat Loaf's second job. In fact, he told the New York Times that he watches every single NFL game on Sundays, monitors free agent pickings on Tuesdays, calls into NFL radio shows during the middle of the week, sets his lineups on Fridays and watches injury reports on Saturdays.

Heisman Hotness
Whether or not you believe the rumors of a past romantic rendezvous between Reggie Bush and the 'Queen of Crunk-'n-B,' their chemistry is undeniable in Ciara's video for 'Like a Boy.' In the video, Ciara whispers sweet nothings into the diamond-clad ear of the New Orleans Saints running back.

McFavre
Tim McGraw may be a regular at Tennessee Titans games, but his loyalty lies with his best bud, Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre. McGraw has said that Favre is his No. 1 fantasy football pick every year, and Favre returned the honor by giving the country star a $79,000 motorcycle for his birthday this year.

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