SPORTS QUOTES
Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book? --Anonymous
They also surf who only stand on waves. --Anonymous
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I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade. --Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 in the shade.
San Francisco has always been my favorite booing city. I don't mean the people boo louder or longer, but there is a very special intimacy. When they boo you, you know they mean *you*. Music, that's what it is to me. One time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a standing boo. --George Halas
.Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot. Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade. --Leo Durocher
.Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid. --Indiana University football cheer
.My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. --Muhammad Ali
.Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt. --Snoopy
.So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face. --Yogi Berra
.The one sure way to make a lazy man look respectable is to put a fishing rod in his hand. --Anonymous
.On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment -- halftime. --Anonymous
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