SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, May 8, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nonstopenglish.com

GOLF QUOTES

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Lou Holtz 1937-, American Football Coach

Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag.
Adlai E. Stevenson, 1900-1965, American Lawyer, Politician

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska

All is fair in love and golf.
American Proverb Sayings of American Origin

Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney, American Television News Personality

I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and, all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.
Bear Bryant 1913-1983, American Football Coach

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
Billy Joel 1949-, American Musician, Piano Man, Singer, Songwriter

Drive for show, but putt for dough. Bobby Locke

Like swimming, riding, writing, or playing golf, happiness can be learned.
Boris Sokoloff

I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.
Eddie Murphy 1961-, American Actor, Comedian, Producer

I throw a ball and get paid for it. Others do it by throwing the bull.
Jerome "Dizzy" Dean, Hall of Fame baseball pitcher

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Lee Trevino 1939-, American Golfer

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Paul Gallico


In golf, as in life, it is the follow through that makes the difference.
Source Unknown

Life is a game but golf is serious.
Source Unknown

Taxes and golf are alike; you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.
Source Unknown



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