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SPORTS QUOTES
"I must have made him mad ... I stole his cheeseburger or something. I was surprised. I kind of laughed. I enjoy when people hate me. That makes me happy, so he's made my whole week." -- Bears C Olin Kreutz responding to Vikings DT Pat Williams calling Kruetz "nothing but a joke"
"Honestly, this is probably going to strike a nerve with a lot of people. But my most memorable Christmas memory was having all of my uncles and aunties out of prison for one Christmas, and that includes me. We had a lot of run-ins with the law, and to have us all out at one time was great."-- Wizards forward Caron Butler
"Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is." -- Shannon Sharpe
"Wells Fargo will contribute $5,000 to the 49ers Foundation to help under-served youth in the Bay Area for every 49ers touchdown scored this season. [Pause] There's going to be a lot of sad kids."-- Joe Starkey, 49ers radio broadcaster
"I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85."-- Chad Johnson
"I've been clean since I've been in the league, I've been clean since I've been in college, I've been clean since I've been in high school, middle school, elementary school. I'm just cleaner than clean. I'm cleaner than Pine-Sol."-- Sonics F Reggie Evans in response to the drug test he was required to take at halftime
"Was that one of the more satisfying dumps you've had?"-- Sideline reporter Suzy Shuster to Nebraska head coach Bill Callahan after he was doused with Gatorade
"When you're kind of the ugly stepsister, you just go to the prom with whoever asks you."-- Miami Hurricanes coach Larry Coker on not playing in a BCS bowl
"Because this is football, man. This is the game you love, man. We was playing this game for free when we was born. It ain't all about the bread, you know?" -- Charles Rogers on how he could produce for a team that's trying to take back more than $10 million from him
"We're like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. But a younger version. I really feel that."-- Charlie Villanueva on playing alongside Chris Bosh
"By the time we got [to Detroit], it was almost 2 in the morning, because ain't nothing open but hospitals, jails and legs." -- Jalen Rose
"I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there [in Serbia-Montenegro]. He can go psycho on guys."-- Rasheed Wallace on teammate Darko Milicic
"I cherished getting kicked out of school. It was a great thing. I became a millionaire."-- Heat G Jason Williams on what he cherishes about his days at the University of Florida
"He's not 20 years old. No way. I'm going to have to see a birth certificate or something."-- Antawn Jamison, on LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers
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