JOHN MADDEN AND HIS FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATIONImage: spokesmanreview.com
SPORTS QUOTES
"FSU must stand for Free Shoe University." Steve Spurrier after an FSU scandal.
"3rd string deserves to score too."Steve Spurrier after being questioned on running up the score.
"Why wouldn't I score every chance I get, if I don't isn't that shaving points? I think that is illegal."Some Oklahoma Coach after being questioned on running the scores up.
"I'm always open. I mean seriously.. I am always open. New year, same question, how do you stop 85?" - Chad Johnson
"The defender can't hit him in practice, it's like holding a cookie out but not giving it to him. So when the game comes, he really wants that cookie, so he goes all out for it, he wants the cookie, give him the cookie, give the defender a cookie!" - Madden talking about a defender and how they're not allowed to hit the QB during practice.
(on Hideo Nomo)"He's the biggest thing to hit Japan since they dropped that bomb on Nagashima!"
"Well, folks, this game began as a tiny worm, and is blossoming into a large cobra."
"He ran to second faster than a cat in Chinatown."
Mike Shannon (above 3 quotes)
Almost everything Tyson:
"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
Now we go to Sir Charles Barkley:
"The only thing Christian Laettner has in common with Larry Bird is they both pee standing up."
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
A classic '92 Dream Team quote, after the USA played Angola and Charles had elbowed an Angolan national team member in the chest. When asked about it, he responded: "I shouldn't have done that. He probably hasn't eaten in weeks."
A few more Madden classics:
“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”
"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
"Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster."
"Usually, the team that scores the most points is going to win it"
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