FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: xlab.co.uk

SOCCER QUOTES
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Quotes by Bobby Robson
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“Jenas is a fit lad. He gets from box to box in 90 mins.”
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“He's very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself, nobody will catch him.”
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“My father had 5 sons, I had 4 brothers.”
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“If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket.”
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“They're 2 points behind us, so we're neck and neck.”
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“I'm not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I'd love led Newcastle out at the final.”
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“Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.”
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“I do want to play the short ball and I do want to play the long ball. I think long and short balls is what football is about.”
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“Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.”
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“He never fails to hit the target, but that was a miss.”
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“I'd say he's the best in Europe, if you put me on the fence.”
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“Tottenham have impressed me: they haven't thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.”
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“I played cricket for my local village. It was 40 overs per side, and the team that had the most runs won. It was that sort of football.”
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“The first 90 minutes are the most important.”
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“There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil, and that might be the game that they lose.”
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“We don't our players to be monks, we want them to be football players because a monk doesn't play football at this level.”
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“All right, Craig Bellamy came on at Liverpool and did well, but everybody thinks that he's the saviour, he's Jesus Christ. He's not Jesus Christ.”
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“We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought.”
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“Denis Law once kicked me at Wembley in front of the Queen in an international. I mean, no man is entitled to do that, really”
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“Hitler didn't tell us when he was going to send over those doodlebugs, did he?” - On why he was refusing to name his England team before a World Cup qualifer against Sweden in 1989.
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“Look at those olive trees. They're two hundred years old - from before the time of Christ!”
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“Players never know why they are taken off or substituted - until they become managers.”
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“Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.”
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“Home advantage gives you an advantage.”
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“In a year's time, he's a year older.”
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“The margin is very marginal.”
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“Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football.”
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“Until we're out of the Champions' League we're still in it.”
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“Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.”
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“Everyone's got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.”