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SPORTS QUOTES
March, 2007
"Yeah, I'll be 60 or 70, all wrinkled and hangin' out at the old folks' home. But I'll look tough, and I'll be getting all the women." — Toronto Maple Leaf Wade Belak, on his numerous tattoos.
"Some people get vasectomies. I used to give them." — Former NFL lineman Conrad Dobler, who many consider to be the dirtiest player in NFL history.
"I looked at him in the room today. He's 6-4, 240, so I think I'll just let it go." — Detroit Red Wings defenceman Chris Chelios, pictured at right, on letting bygones be bygones with then-new teammate Todd Bertuzzi pictured at left.
"It also forbids eating shellfish. If being gay is as bad as going to Red Lobster, I'm not really worried about it." — John Amaechi, the former NBA centre who came out, on people who cite the Old Testament of the Bible as a basis for disapproval of homosexuality.
"We were the worst team I'd ever seen last year. Now we're just bad. It's like a crippled guy wiggling his toe." — Comedian Chris Rock, on his beloved New York Knicks.
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