Barry Bonds (In drag)SPORTS QUOTES
April, 2007
"You know what happened yesterday? Elton John turned 60 years old. He celebrated by having his 60th concert at Madison Square Garden. And then he beat the Knicks, 102-94." — Late-night host David Letterman.
"One year, I was like, `I need to go back and see how close I am to graduating.' I started adding up all my credits, and I asked the guy, `What am I?' He says, `You're a freshman.' " — Charles Barkley, who spent three years at Auburn. (JIM NOTE: Gee, go figure)
"I made an attempt in junior, but ended up with a moustache." — Sidney Crosby on playoff beards.
"I just wrote down 3 for every hole. Nobody checked." — Masters champion Zach Johnson, reading from David Letterman's "Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I've Won the Masters."
"His statue has yet to pick a fight with the bronze likeness of Joe Louis' fist down the street." — Chris Foster, of the Los Angeles Times, on the most surprising thing about the statue of Gordie Howe that was unveiled outside Joe Louis Arena.
"He looking for changeup. He find it." — Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Yusmeiro Petit, on what happened when he gave up Barry Bonds' 740th career home run.
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