SPORTS QUOTES
May, 2007
"Here's my problem with Ultimate Fighting. If nobody dies, how ultimate is it?" — Syndicated columnist Norman Chad.
"The Warriors have a new slogan, `We Believe.' This replaces the Warriors' old slogan, `We're One of Several Teams in the NBA.'" — Talk-show host Conan O'Brien, on the sudden rise of the Golden State Warriors.
"I bought a Stairmaster. I stare at it every day." — Charles Barkley, pictured, on exercise.
"The commencement speaker at St. Louis University this year will be Yogi Berra, which has to make the English department a bit edgy." — Chris Foster, of the Los Angeles Times.
"There's still a lot of good hits in it, but I used up all the holding penalties." — Former Cleveland Browns tackle Doug Dieken, on rookie Joe Thomas inheriting his No. 73 jersey.
"He's Mormon. I said something else." — Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers, after the Celtics lost out on a coveted top-two pick in the NBA draft, causing general manager Danny Ainge to say, "Dang it."
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