John ForceSPORTS QUOTES
February, 2007
"The fact we've been doing it for 10 days and nobody's noticed tells you how it's going." — Dallas Mavericks backup Austin Croshere, on the decision by the team's reserves to abandon their group beard- growing initiative.
"Here's a strange story: All high-school wrestling in the state of Minnesota — the entire state — has been temporarily suspended because of a herpes outbreak. Let me tell you something: If you're catching herpes from wrestling, you're pinning the guy all wrong." — Jay Leno.
"I'm thinking of taking a window cleaner's job to fill the spare hour in the evening." — Manager Stuart Pearce, on being the boss of both Manchester City and the England under-21 soccer team.
"Those two Gonzaga basketball players who got pulled over smelled of marijuana and had a Baggie of dried mushrooms and three foil-wrapped brownies with them? Where were they coming from? The '70s?" — Jerry Greene of the Orlando Sentinel.
"People ask me how long I went to college, and I tell them, `Until noon.' " — Drag racer John Force, who apparently did actually leave East L.A. College at 12:15 on his first day of school.
"USC club-hockey goalie Mickey Meyer, irate at the officiating, dropped his pants and mooned the crowd in a game against BYU, the Logan Herald-Journal [Utah] reported, leading to his ejection and a ticket for lewdness. Or to put it in hockey terms, a crease violation." — Dwight Perry, of The Seattle Times.
"I drink light beer." — New York Mets outfielder Moises Alou, who is now 40, on the secret to his longevity.
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