SPORTS QUOTES
September, 2007
"That's what I told the doctor: `What chance have I got of passing anything — did you see me play?' " — Plymouth soccer manager Ian Holloway, on his kidney stone.
"One of the men who was allegedly robbed by O.J. Simpson is now saying he won't press charges. In exchange O.J. has promised not to double murder the man." — Conan O'Brien.
"He carries a little notebook around with him. The lads will be having a conversation and he'll write down some of the words he hears. Five minutes later he's laughing to himself, and that's when you know he has finally worked out what the boys have been saying to each other." — Darel Russell of Norwich City, an English soccer team, on Czech teammate David Strihavka.
"About three six-packs." — Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, on how long it took him to get over his team's shocking exit from last year's NBA playoffs.
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