FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: morticom.com

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SPORTS QUOTES

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"Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa." - Bob Costas, during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney, Australia

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"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up." - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

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"Sonny Liston has a very unusual injury, a dislocated soldier." - Henry Cooper, BBC sportscaster

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"A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin." - Jo Sheldon

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"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper." - John Motson, BBC

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"Except for his car, he's the only man on the track." - Murray Walker, Sportcaster
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"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six." - Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

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"And Mansell comes into the pits, he's quite literally sweating his eyeballs out." - UK Sports coverage on TV

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"We didn't lose, we weren't beaten, we just came in second." - U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics