SPORTS QUOTES
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Cricket is the only game where you can actually put on weight while playing (Tommy Docherty)
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch breakfast television (Victoria Wood)
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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency (Raymond Chandler)
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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms (Anon)
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Driving a powerboat is like having one person throw a bucket of water over you while another hits you with a baseball bat (Steve Curtis)
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Boxing is show-business with blood (David Belasco)
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Skipping is the best exercise to lose weight - skipping lunch, skipping dinner (Anon)
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Golf is men in ugly pants, walking (Rosie O'Donnell)
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