Friday, July 11, 2008
FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: tacomaweekly.tripod.com
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GOLF QUOTES
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The Secret of golf is to turn three shots into two. -Bobby Jones
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Like the classic plays and symphonies Sam Snead doesn't belong to just one generation. His mark will be left on golf for an eternity. -Peter Thomson
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Dona' worry about the score so much, it's not the important thing. -Shivas Irons
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Now, here's Jack Lemmon, about to play an all-important eighth shot. -Jim McKay
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I'd rather play golf and break even, than work hard and come out ahead. -Mike Donald
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Real Golfers go to work to relax. -George Dillon
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I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction. -Lee Trevino
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a one-iron, and squinty eyes. -Dave Marr
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. -Lee Trevino
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Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. -Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Indeed, The highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours. -Colman McCarthy.
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If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go. -Mulligan's Laws
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No Matter How short the par three, the drive is never a gimme. -Mulligan's Laws
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Keep your eye on the club. Nothing is more embarrassing than to throw a club and then have to ask a playing partner where it went. -Glen Waggoner
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Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf. -Brent Musberger
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Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. -Dave Hill
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Golf is not a wrestle with Bogey; it is not a struggle with your mortal foe, it is a physiological, psychological, and moral fight with your self; it is a test of mastery over self; and the ultimate and irreducible element of the game is to determine which of the players is the more worthy combatant. -Arnold Haultain
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Watch their eyes. Fear shows up when there is an enlargement of the pupils. Big pupils lead to big scores. -Sam Snead
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