Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: strangesports.com

- Famous "Quotes" From Our Moron Sports Heros

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd "Are you any relation to your brother Marv?" -Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert "It's almost like we have ESPN." -Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." -Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece. "Tom." -Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966. "I'll always be Number 1 to myself." -Moses Malone

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Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: strangesports.com

The Top 20 Things You Hear In A Football Broadcast That
Sound Dirty BUT AREN'T

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.

18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.

17. It's a game of inches.

16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.

15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.

14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.

13. He found his tight end.

12. End around.

11. He had to stretch to get it in.

10. He gets penetration in the backfield.

9. He blows them off (at the line)

8. He bangs it in.

7. He could go all the way.

6. He gets it off just in time.

5. He goes deep.

4. He found a hole and slid through it.

3. He pounds it in.

2. He beats them off (the line)

1. He's got great hands.

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