SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, July 16, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: catscratchreader.com

NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Top 10 quotes by Steve Smith, Carolina Panthers wide receiver
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10. "Big plays by big-time players in big-time games"
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9. "You can try to contain me, but you can't stop me"
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8. Speaking to Double Trouble: "Believe me, the 2 of you are better than me... and I'm gonna ride your coattail all the way"
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7. Whispering, "89s in tha building... 89s in tha building"
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6. Smith was asked if he was sad to see DeAngelo Hall leave the NFC South. He quickly pointed out the Panthers and Raiders are scheduled to play this year (08). Then, Smith said he plans to have his children at that game. “Poppa don’t lose no fights when the kids are around” Smith said.
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5. "If you see this face, that means I scored!"
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4. "I'm not even gonna waste by breath to say it"... points to his name on his back.
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3. "Instead of talking to the media, why don’t you go watch some film?’’ Smith said to Dwayne Jarret. Jarrett gave a slight smile and kept talking to the media. Smith, followed up in a very strong tone. "Seriously!"
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2. "Just having fun. I don't make excuses. All I know is that whoever's lined up there, when they throw the ball, I've got to catch it. If you line my mom out there, I've got to catch it over her too."
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1. "You don't think I'm one of the best? You better check your reference!"
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CHECK THE REFERENCE:
Click here to view ===> TOUCHDOWN, STEVE SMITH!
Source: youtube.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Best sports quotes of the week reported by BBC (UK)
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"No-one quite wears the green-and-gold quite like him...except here, where you predominantly wear white..."
- Tennis commentator on Lleyton Hewitt, in his Wimbledon match against Del Potro.
(Simon Reed, England).
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"We don't talk about it in the locker room, but it's happened more frequently than we talk about it."
- Roger Federer on the dangers of betting in tennis.
(Dave, Scotland).
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"That's what you call a suicide lob."
- Virginia Wade describing tennis' version of the hospital pass as Georgie Stoop sets up the ball to be smashed straight back at the body of her doubles partner, Laura Robson.
(Stephen F, UK).
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blogs.telegraph.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes of the week from Telegraph blogs (UK)
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“We did it because it helped us get some money in a poor town. I never really thought about it but running in the muck down there, I think it helped strengthen my legs. We had no remorse for those rabbits…we were hunting and needed the money.”
- Santonio Holmes’ childhood as a hunter gatherer clearly paid off when it came to winning the Superbowl.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cricinfo.com

Image: wharf.co.uk
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CRICKET QUOTES
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If a three-year-old is bowling me out, it's time to move over.
- Michael Vaughan read the retirement signals loud and clear when his son Archie knocked out his off stump in the garden Jul 1, 2009
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I thought Ricky [Ponting] was crap when he was first captain in 2004 and nothing much has improved since then. I'm not the only one who thinks that ...everyone at home thinks he's shit at the captaincy.
- Former Australia fast bowler Jeff Thomson as forthright as ever Jun 30, 2009
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I'll miss his money. It always appeared on the [poker] table, but never seemed to go back to him.
- Matthew Hoggard on his old captain, Michael Vaughan, who announced his retirement from cricket Jun 30, 2009
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: 1wrestlinglegends.com

Image: sportcartoons.co.uk
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WRESTLING QUOTES
Yesteryear quotes from the professional wrestling circuit
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Reportedly, the WWF planned to invite every woman who has slept with Bill Clinton to the (Wrestlemania) show, but the Boston Fire Marshall reminded them that the Fleet Center has a capacity of 18,000 people.
~ Issue #127 of The Wrestling Lariat
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Click here to view ===> WRASSLING QUOTES
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