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SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents college sports quotes from mid-2008 to March, 2010
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"My hand was so close to him he could smell what I ate."
… Notre Dame guard Tory Jackson, after getting a hand in the face of West Virginia’s Da’Sean Butler, who attempted a potential winning 3-pointer in a 70-68 loss to the Fighting Irish
. … Chicago Tribune, 1-10-10
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"If I had won some more ballgames, I would have signed another five-year contract. But I didn’t win enough dadgum games."
… the irrepressible Bobby Bowden, on the occasion of being forced to retire after the regular season when his 34th Seminoles team went 6-6
. … Orlando Sun Sentinel, 1-2-10
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SPORTS HUMOR \ QUOTES
Web site presents its top 10 sports heckles in videos and quotes
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Ted Hankey and the Top 10 sporting heckles - Starring David Beckham, Phil Tufnell and a very angry hockey player.
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POLO QUOTES \ TRIVIA \ HUMOR

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All You Have Ever Wanted to Know About Polo, but Were Afraid to Ask

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Polo's Celebrity Aficionados ( From the 19th century and later ):

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Polo was coming of age, and in 1890, the future U.S President, Theodore Roosevelt, wrote to his friend "I tell you, a corpulent, middle aged, literary man finds a stiff polo match rather good exercise."

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Click here to view ===> FAMOUS POLO FANS

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Source: 7minutes.co.uk

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Polo 101 - Basics of the sport of polo ( includes a video primer )

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Click here to view ===> POLO 101

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Source: internationalpoloclub.com

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Polo quotes by famous polo players

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Click here to view ===> FAMOUS POLO PLAYER QUOTES

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Source: pologringo.com

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Polo quotes from movies \ TV

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My Little Chickadee (1940)
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By the way, my ski shoes and hockey mask will be up on the next train along with the polo pony. I understand the countryside abounds here with wild game: flamingoes... wine wombats... Indian civets.
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Lost Empires (1986 Mini-Series)
Episode: Episode #1.1 (1986)
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We've watched you playing cricket and every type of game./In football, golf, and polo you men have made your name./But now your country calls you to play your part in war,/And no matter what befalls you, we shall love you all the more./So come and join the forces, as your fathers did before.

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Rough Riders (1997 TV Movie)
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Craig Wadsworth is the finest polo player in the country. Do you play polo?
I think this regiment could whip Caesar's Tenth Legion! I think they could ride with Genghis Khan! They are the best examples of American manhood. We have cowboys, Ivy Leaguers, football players, polo players, bronco busters, New York City policemen... and one man, I regret to say, who used to work for the Internal Revenue Service!

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The Monkees (1966 TV Series)
Episode: Everywhere a Shiek, Shiek (1967)
The palace has seven hundred bedrooms, twenty-two swimming pools and an indoor polo field!

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Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

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Laverne & Shirley (1976 TV Series)
I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!

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Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994)
...Sir, your Latin tutorial has been moved back an hour; that gives you time for a spot of polo. Then on to your tax-law seminar. Oh, and this coming weekend, big treat: You and your parents are flying to London to take tea with Her Majesty... Is something amiss, sir?

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Contact (1997)
Wouldn't have pegged him as a Polo man.

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Sunset Blvd. (1950)
What I'm trying to say is that I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino, somebody with polo ponies, a big shot!

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Batman Begins (2005)
If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance.
I'm not learning polo, Alfred.

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Gilmore Girls (2000 TV Series)
Gone? No, not me. I'll step down way before that. I'm not going to pull a Queen Elizabeth on you, make you wait around forever, force you to develop interests in polo and architecture.

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Titanic (1997)
I saw my whole life as if I had already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed

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Bonus video: Polo movie comedy trailer: Polo Joe

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User Review:

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Allergic to horses, 29 July 2005
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Author: jotix100 from New York
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"Polo Joe" was a vehicle for Joe E. Brown. This 1936 Warner Bros. comedy has some funny moments and it's always a pleasure to see Mr. Brown in anything. As directed by William McGann, the movie has some funny moments.

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Joe Bolton (Joe E. Brown), a wealthy man has just returned from China. He is trying to settle down in a community where the game of polo is the sport to play among the rich people of the area.

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Joe wants to make Mary Hilton (Carol Hughes) be interested in him. How to go about it? Polo, that's how! The only thing is Bolton is allergic to horses. Any time he is near them he starts sneezing.

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There is a great sequence that involves Bolton practicing with a little donkey that his valet, Heywood (Charles "Skeets" Gallagher)brings into one of the rooms of Aunt Minnie's mansion. The results are hysterical.
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Joe E. Brown proves he was an actor capable to the viewer laugh. The supporting cast is excellent.

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Trailer video:

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Click here to view ===> POLO JOE TRAILER

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Source: tcm.com

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