SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, April 5, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ehow.com

JEANETTE LEE,
"THE BLACK WIDOW"

Image: jeanettelee.com

BILLIARDS \ POOL TRIVIA

How to Play Killer Pool Like the Black Widow

Click here to view ===> HOW TO PLAY KILLER POOL

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message


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BASEBALL HUMOR \ QUOTES
Post presents a salute to baseball for the upcoming baseball season
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949)
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Plot Summary:
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The Wolves baseball team gets steamed when they find they've been inherited by one K.C. Higgins, a suspected "fathead" who intends to take an active interest in running the team. But K.C. turns outs to be a beautiful woman who really knows her baseball. Second baseman Dennis Ryan promptly falls in love. But his playboy roommate Eddie O'Brien has his own notions about how to treat the new lady owner and some unsavory gamblers have their own ideas about how to handle Eddie. Written by http://www.imdb.com/search/writers?realm=title&field=plot&q=A.L.Beneteau%20%7Balbl@inforamp.net%7D
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Source: imdb.com
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Source: tcm.com
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Source: youtube.com
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Bonus feature: Frank Sinatra, the super-star celebrity, as a baseball fan
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Click here to view ===> FRANK SINATRA AND BASEBALL
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Source: sinatra.com
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According to the link above, The N. Y. Yankees played the following
Sinatra song after any Yankees victory in New York:
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Source: sinatra.com
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Source: metacafe.com
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PLAY BALL!

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BASEBALL QUOTES \ POEM
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Part I: Baseball Quotes from the World of Fiction:
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUOTES FROM FICTION
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Source: interact.stltoday.com
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Part II: Poem about Famous Baseball Player Nicknames
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL POEM
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Source: home.earthlink.net
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: smartmoney.com


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NFL QUOTES \ HUMOR
Smartmoney.com presents a reality check for NFL fans
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The 10 Things the NFL Won't Tell You
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Depending upon what you already know about the NFL, the
revelations cited below will make you guffaw or make you weep!
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Click here to view ===> 10 THINGS THE NFL WON'T TELL YOU
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dailyherald.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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Philip Rivers, San Diego Chargers' quarterback and father of four, on being a dad:
"The thing our kids hunger for is our time. And believe me, I have to fake it real hard that I care about Barbie dolls."
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Pete Carril, former Princeton basketball coach, after the school had put his name on the court and raised a likeness of him to the rafters:
"First, you walk all over me, and now you hang me."
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Jerry McGee, former PGA and Champions tour player and Pittsburgh Steelers' season-ticket holder, after his son, Mike, wed Annika Sorenstam the same weekend the Steelers hosted a playoff game: "I told Mike he's out of the will."
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: a.espncdn.com

LARUE MARTIN

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SPORTS TRIVIA \ HUMOR
ESPN lists its selections for the worst #1 draft picks of all time from selected sports
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Click here to view ===> WORST NUMBER 1 DRAFT PICKS
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FUNNY S[PRTS QUOTES \ Source: herbbrooksfoundation.com

HOCKEY QUOTES
The Herb Brooks Foundation presents hockey quotes by and about Herb Brooks
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Herb Brooks:
Vladislav Tretiak; if you score on him, keep the puck because it does not happen often.
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Herb Brooks:
If we play 'em 10 times, they might win nine. But NOT this game.
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Click here to view ===> HOCKEY QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greatpersonalities.com


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CRICKET QUOTES
Web site presents quotes about the competition for the Twenty 20 World Cup Trophy
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The last few months have been very hard for the people and many of us carry psychological scars of the innocent lives lost in those terrorist attacks. But for now we have something to celebrate and look forward to.
— Moin Khan on Pakistan winning the 2009 Twenty20 World Cup / June 21, 2009
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES (9 PAGES)
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