SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, April 24, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sloshspot.com


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SPORTS PICTORIAL
Web site presents a pictorial of the most eye-catching cheerleaders from around the world.
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Eye candy in the house!!!
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That's right! Miss Grundy is on vacation so now we can take a peek
at some eye candy while she's gone!!!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ====> CHEERLEADERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com


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HORSE RACING TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Part I:
Video: Top 10 American Thoroughbreds Ever
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Click here to view ===> TOP 10 THOROUGHBREDS
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Part II:
Video: The Seabiscuit \ War Admiral Match Race, 1938
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CLEM MCCARTHY (click on name for brief profile of caller
of the race) calls the match race between War Admiral
(26 races, 21 wins, 3 seconds, 1 third, 1 out of the money)
and Seabiscuit (89 races, 33 wins, 15 seconds, 13 thirds,
28 out of the money).
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Favored to win: War Admiral
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE.!!!"
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Click here to view ===> SEABISCUIT \ WAR ADMIRAL MATCH RACE
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: shan.biz


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BASEBALL QUOTES
Web site presents quotes by one of baseball's funnest players, Zack Greinke
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“It gives me more time to think or not think, which is a problem.” — when asked what he thought about having an extra day off."
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“Yesterday I saw a good one. I was going to eat, and the person I was with wasn’t there yet, so I thought, okay, I’ll just watch the sun go down, and it was nice.” — when asked if he had seen any good sunsets in Arizona during Spring Training."
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"If I hit a guy, I want him to be hurt."
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUOTES BY ZACK GREINKE
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quotationcollection.com

AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
Web site presents quotes by football coach Lou Holtz
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I'd rather have my memories than my youth.
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Welcome to The Lou Holtz Show. Unfortunately, I'm Lou Holtz.
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Don't ever ask a player to do something he doesn't have the ability to do. He'll just question your ability as a coach, not his as an athlete.
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I try not to ask people things. I tell them. See, I'm the coach.
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One way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut.
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It always amazes me that spectators want to coach, coaches want to officiate, and officials just want to watch the game.
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What I'm looking for is a running back who can carry the ball twenty times on Saturday and then show up at practice Monday without a lawyer, doctor, or agent.
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If I was murdered as soon as practice is over, there would be so many suspects among the players that they wouldn't even try to investigate.
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I have never heard a successful man or woman get up and say, "I owe my success to drugs and alcohol."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nationalpost.com

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SPORTS QUOTES
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"You were traded for cash? That means you suck!"
-- San Francisco Giants shortstop Edgar Renteria, with a joking goodbye to teammate Kevin Frandsen.
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"I could skate in a hurricane, and it never moved."
-- Retiring NHL referee Kerry Fraser, on his trademark hair.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nileguide.com

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents a travel guide that highlights outdoor sports quotes
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Related topics: Camping, boating sailing, hiking, mountain climbing
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"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.”
-Pearl S. Buck
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“He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Out of 10,000 feet of fall, always remember that the last half inch hurts the most.”
-Captain Charles W. Purcell
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source; tennis-in-depth.com

MARTINA HINGIS
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TENNIS QUOTES
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Thomas Smid said after a humbling defeat by John, “John’s so good all you can do against him is shake hands and take a shower.”
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A comment about Djokovic’s serving habit was made by an opponent, “On days when his serve is not going well, he frays your nerves by bouncing the ball between 20 and 30 times before each serve.”
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Click here to view ===> TENNIS QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: weblogs.baltimoresun.com



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NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE HUMOR
A football blogger presents a humorous view of player personalities in the NFL
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If draft picks were selected because of personalities or character, there wouldn't be an NFL.
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It was amusing Friday to hear some people talk about Texas outside linebacker Sergio Kindle being a little "strange." I actually liked his excitement and passion for the game in the brief time we were allowed to interview him. The kid is immature, like most rookies, but he'll fit in here in Baltimore. If draft picks were selected because of personalities or character, there wouldn't be an NFL.

Over the years, the Ravens have had some characters, and they all had certain characteristics which made them special. Below are some of the best in Ravens history:

Errict Rhett, RB: Rhett talked and answered himself. If Rhett didn't feel like talking to Rhett, he would start talking to anybody or anything.

Bam Morris, RB: Morris had two personalities; There was the Bama-Rama, who spent a lot of time in the slamma. And then there was Byron Morris, who was a really nice guy when he wasn't Bama-Rama.

Orlando Brown, OT: Nice guy, but plum loco on Sunday afternoons.

Tony Siragusa, DT: The Goose could be abusive and offensive at times, but he could also be charming and extremely funny.

Sam Adams, DT: He was nicknamed "Sybil" because of his multiple personalties.

Bennie Thompson, S: Pound for pound, he was the meanest and toughest player ever to wear a Ravens uniform. He lived off chewing tobacco.

Billy Davis, WR: This man used to prepare for games by running around the locker room naked with only a helmet on.

Ralph Staten, S: Terrible guy, plum loco all the time.

Eric Green, TE: By the time he came to Baltimore, he was finished as a tight end. He never practiced, and occasionally appeared in the lineup on Sunday's during the two seasons he played in Baltimore. Green gave new meaning to the term of a player "stealing money."

Michael McCrary, DE: McCrary was an oversized kid who never got over his love for toys. He liked to ride around in a tank, and had his own rocket pack which he like to fly in the deserts in Arizona.

Derrick Alexander, WR: He may have coined the term "dog" before it became popular. "What up dog?" "Get away from my locker dog". "Michael Jackson is my dog" Ironically, Alexander never owned one. He once ate lobster by cracking them with his teeth.

Steve Everitt, C: He was a flower child who should have lived in the 1960s.

Ed Reed, S: His mood changes as often as he changes socks, or hooded sweat shirts.

Greg Montgomery, P: He never made any sense, and often had crazy theories on why the United States went to war against Vietnam, and how the U.S. spies on other countries with their nuclear submarines. He had tatoos in places that were unimaginable.

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: vidoemo.com


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BASKETBALL \ NBA QUOTES
Web site presents video 0f Charles Barkley quotes
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Charles Barkley Top 11 Soundbites
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Click here to view ===> CHARLES BARKLEY SOUNDBITES
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