FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dreamcricket.com

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CRICKET QUOTES

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Fred Trueman
“That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.”
Year: 1900
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Tony Lewis
“For any budding cricketers listening, do you have any superstitious routines before an innings, like putting one pad on first and then the other?”
Year: 1900
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Henry Blofeld
“It’s a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1 000.”
Year: 1900
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Bernard Thomas
“It was a good tour to break my teeth in.”
Year: 1900
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GAMBLING QUOTES

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No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
- Earl Wilson
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All gaming, since it implies a desire to profit at the expense of another, involves a breach of the tenth commandment.
- Archbishop Richard Whately
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There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species.
- Mark Twain
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The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.
- Walter Matthau
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz
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You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run.
- Kenny Rogers
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BODYBUILDING \ WEIGHTLIFTING QUOTES

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Quotes from a bodybuilding forum
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Best way to keep fit is humping and pumping
- arnie
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Everybody want to be a bodybuilder but nobody want to lift no heavy a@@ weights
- ronnie coleman
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: f1technical.net

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AUTOMOBILE RACING QUOTES
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"I was taking a ---."
- Kimi Raikkonen, when asked why he wasn't at the presentation for Schumacher at the 2006 Brazilian Grand Prix.
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"You didn't run out of road, you ran out of skill."
-- An instructor, name forgotten, to me.
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"He has his talent confused with his salary"
-- MrE on a well known British F1 driver.
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