SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, October 19, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See message body

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SPORTS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Concussions impact severely on athletes in all contact sports
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Introduction:
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“Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.”
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Source: Angela Carter \ whatquote.com
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Comedy:
NFL football quote:
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When he didn't remember our anniversary, I knew he was OK.
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Lisa McCaffrey, wife of Denver Bronco wide receiver Ed
McCaffrey, on his latest concussion.
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Source: home.hawaii.rr.com
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Video:
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Red Skelton, in his 50's TV show, as Cauliflower McPugg,
a "punch-drunk" fighter who never won a fight.
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Click here to view===> CAULIFLOWER MCPUGG
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Source: youtube.com
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Tragedy:
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Brain injuries in boxing:
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Click here to view ===> CAULIFLOWER \ BOXING
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Source: time.com
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Concussions in sports \ Sports Legacy Institute (SLI)
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Click here to view ===> SLI AND CONCUSSIONS IN SPORTS
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Source: sportslegacy.org
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Editor's note:
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This post is for information only and not
for profit or compensation of any kind.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: foxnews.com


BURT REYNOLDS OPTED FOR MOVIE CAREER
AFTER SUSTAINING A COLLEGE FOOTBALL INJURY

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SPORTS TRIVIA
Celebrities \ stars who were jocks brfore starting new careers
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Click here to view ===> STARS WHO WERE JOCKS SLIDE SHOW
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: public.shns.com

SPORTS TRIVIA
A sports blogger shares his list of great sports upsets.
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-- Y.E. Yang beats Tiger Woods
Yang was ranked 110th in the world. His best finish at a major had been a tie for 30th, and that was the only time in four previous majors he even made the cut. Meanwhile, Tiger was 14-0 when leading after three rounds in a major and had won 36 of 37 tournaments overall when he took a lead into the final round. But Yang played the final 49 holes in 13-under par, and not only did he overcome a two-shot deficit to Woods heading into Sunday, he ended up winning by three shots.
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-- Jack Fleck beats Ben Hogan
Before Sunday, the 1955 U.S. Open probably held the distinction of the biggest upset in golf history. Fleck was just a driving range pro when he decided to try to qualify for the PGA Tour. Six months after he made the tour, he found himself in an 18-hole playoff with the legendary Hogan. Fleck played the round of his life, shooting 69 at the Olympia Club in San Francisco -- three shots better than Hogan. Fleck would go on to win just two smaller tournaments on the PGA Tour.
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-- Rulon Gardner beats Alexander Karelin
Karelin was a one-man dynasty in Greco-Roman wrestling. Going into the 2000 Olympics, Karelin had not lost a match in 13 years and had not given up a point in six years. But Gardner, the youngest of nine children from a farm in Wyoming, upset the Siberian Bear 1-0 to win the gold medal. Because of the sport, this upset often gets overlooked. But considering the circumstances, it ranks right alongside the 1980 U.S. hockey team's Miracle on Ice as, arguably, the greatest upset in all of sports.
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-- Buster Douglas beats Mike Tyson
Iron Mike Tyson was one of the most feared men in boxing history and seemingly invincible when he took on Douglas in February 1990 in what was supposed to be a tuneup fight before he took on Evander Holyfield. Tyson was 37-0 with 33 knockouts. Douglas, who lost his mother to a stroke only 23 days before the fight, was 29-4-1 and a 42-to-1 underdog. But Douglas knocked out Tyson in the eighth round in what is regarded as the greatest upset in boxing history.
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-- Upset beats Man o' War
Ever wonder why an underdog winning is called an "upset?" Many claim it was because of this horse race in 1919. Man o' War, one of the greatest thoroughbreds in history, won 20 of 21 races, once winning a race by an incredible 100 lengths and another by beating Triple Crown winner Sir Barton in a match race by 7 lengths. His lone loss came Aug. 13, 1919, when Upset, which had lost six times to Man o' War, held off the great horse to win by less than a length.
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-- James J. Braddock beats Max Baer
When the two men fought in 1935 at Madison Square Garden, Baer was the heavyweight champ and Braddock was considered a journeyman. Baer, a 10-1 favorite, later said he thought of Braddock as a "chump." But in one of the greatest upsets in boxing history, Braddock stole the championship belt with a unanimous decision. So big was his victory that the great writer Damon Runyon called Braddock "The Cinderella Man," which also happened to be the name of the movie made 70 years after his shocking upset.
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-- Robin Soderling beats Rafael Nadal
It's true that Nadal was fighting through a knee injury that eventually sidelined him for several months after the match. Still, Nadal had never lost a match at the French Open. He had won four straight titles and was 31-0 at Roland Garros. And he was playing a guy he personally disliked in Soderling, who was seeded 23rd and had never been past the third round in any Grand Slam tournament. But Soderling pulled off the upset in the fourth round, eliminating Nadal 6-2, 6-7, 6-4, 7-6.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: laughitout.com

SPORTS HUMOR
Examination all athletes must pass to qualify for college sports eligibility
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Test For College Athletes
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Open Book.
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
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1. What language is spoken in Russia?
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2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions;
-OR- provide the first/last name of God.
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3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army, or (c) WRITE A PLAY?
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4. What religion is the Pope:
(a) Pakistani (b) Japanese (c) Agnostic (d) Is the Pope Catholic?
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5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?
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6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately)?
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7. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Southerners (b) Not Southerners.
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8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.
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9. Can you explain Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes (b) no.
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10. What are coat hangers used for, other than unlocking car doors?
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11. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York (b) Canada (c) Belgium (d) FLORIDA.
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12. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?
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13. Advanced math:
If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
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14. Where does the rain come from?
(a) The sky.
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15. Essay:
In 20 words or less, list all of the words you know.
(HINT: These are words)
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SPORTS QUOTES
A slide show of 10 sports quotes is presented for viewing.
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"This is busting my balls and, if you didn't understand me well enough, I'll repeat - this is busting my balls"
- Italy's Fabio Cannavaro on his failed drugs test after using a banned substance to treat a wasp sting
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES SLIDE SHOW
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dangerhere.com

SOCCER QUOTES
Quotes by soccer commentator George Hamilton
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”The midfield are like a chef………..trying to prise open a stubborn oyster to get at the fleshy meat inside.”
---- Reckon Keano would have got the hammer out.
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“The orange tide is lapping against the green door which refuses to open.”
---- George is all at sea with this maritime metaphor.
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Click here to view ===> SOCCER QUOTES
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