SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ehow.com

AMERICAN FOOTBALL HUMOR
A football widow offers helpful coping advice to other football widows.
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How to Find Happiness When You're a Football Widow
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Click here to view ===> FOOTBALL WIDOWS UNITE!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mcsweeneys.net

"Eye candy always works on a sports site."
Author: Sports_nut, FSQ

Image: altiusdirectory.com
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CHEERLEADING HUMOR
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There is adult humor in this post, so...
youngsters, you know Miss Grundy and you know
how she acts on this, so slide onto the next post,
please.
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Seniors, you know what you can handle, so conduct
yourselves accordingly before reading this adult
humor post.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE"
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Click here to view ===> CHEERLEADERS UNLEASHED (NO VIDEO)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youthpitching.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
A youth baseball coach lists his favorite pitching quotes
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"You can't hit what you can't see."
Walter Johnson
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"Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League."
Tug McGraw
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"Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out."
Tug McGraw
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"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock, I knew it was time to quit."
Bob Gibson
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"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story."
Bob Gibson
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bill37mccurdy.wordpress.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
A sports blogger lists Shakespearean quotes applicable to baseball
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“When time is ripe – which will be suddenly, I’ll steal …” Henry IV, Part I
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“Your play needs no excuse.” – A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
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Click here to view ===> SHAKESPEAREAN BASEBALL QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: weekendamerica.publicradio.org

AVIATION \ AIR SPORTS TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Air sports shows trivia and quotes are presented in slide show and videos.
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Air shows are presented to over 20 million spectators
yearly in the USA in both civilian and military
perspectives.
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Spectators marvel at the derring-do of the air show
pilots and must wonder about what the pilots
experience from the pilot's point of view.
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The first presentation, which includes a slide show
followed by a video, cites the experience of air show
pilots from the civilian pilot's point of view.
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"FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS" and
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."
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Click here to view ===> CIVILIAN AIR SHOW PILOT'S EXPERIENCE
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The next presentation identifies what's in store
for viewers by its very title, The Ultimate Fighter
Pilot Video.
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"FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS" and
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE."
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Click here to view ===> MILITARY AIR SHOW PILOT'S EXPERIENCE
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