FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: funniez.net

Real Life Football Quotes (SOCCER IN UK)

# "What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?"
(STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)

# "Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
(RAY WILKINS, speaking on BBC1)

# "I've got a gut feeling in my stomach. . ."
(ALAN SUGAR, speaking on BBC1)

# "The new West Stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day."
(CHRIS JONES, Evening Standard)

# "I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(RON AKTINSON in a TV interview)

# "Johnson has revelled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke. . ."
(Carling FA Premiership WWW Page)

# "An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
(DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports)

# "Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals."
(PETER WITHE, speaking on Radio 5 Live)

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: worldsfootballnews.com

FOOTBALL QUOTES

"No, but you can see it from here." Lou Holtz / Arkansas...When asked
if Fayetteville was the end of the world.

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I
want him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama

"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring -- give us the ball
near the goal line." MattyBell / SMU

"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you
died." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms -
Truman's and Eisenhower's." Alex Karras / Iowa

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