SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, January 25, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footballbabble.com

DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS
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AMERICAN (NFL) FOOTBALL FIGHT SONGS
Web site lists the fight songs for each NFL team.
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The 2009 NFL playoffs are about to begin and
every fan wants to cheer his favorite team into
the playooffs.
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Here for the most rabid NFL fan is a listing of
all the NFL fight songs so he can learn his
team'sfight song and help cheer them into the
playoffs!
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And, for those teams not qualifying for the
2009playoffs, the rabid fan can still learn the
song for singing during football Christmas
(the NFL draft) and the 2010 playoffs!
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Click here to view ---> NFL TEAM FIGHT SONGS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mentalfloss.com

FHM CITES NO NFL TEAM!
MUST BE THE BARES!!!
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NFL FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Click here to view ===> WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yourdictionary.com

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EXERCISE QUOTES
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
- Stein, Gertrude
In theTatler, no.147,18 Mar.
Also attributed to Addison.
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Women are supposed to be very calm generally:
but women feel just as men feel: they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer - it is thoughtless to condemn them, or laugh at them, if they seek to do more than custom has pronounced necessary for their sex.
-Bronte, Charlotte
Jane Eyre, ch.12.
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He that in his studies wholly applies himself to labour and exercise,
and neglects meditation, loses his time, and he that only applies himself to meditation, and neglects labour and exercise, only wanders and loses himself.
- Confucius or K'ung Fu-tse, 'The MasterK'ung'
Quoted in Colin Jarman
The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).
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Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
- Coward, Sir Noel
Quoted in Colin Jarman
The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).
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Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught.
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work, for man to mend.
- Dryden,John
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'To Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick, you shouldn't take it.
- Ford, Henry
Attributed. US businessman, grandson of Henry Ford,
president of the Ford Motor Co from 1945 and chairman from 1960.
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Art derives a considerable part of its beneficial exercise from flying in the face of presumptions.
- James, Henry
'The Art of Fiction', collected in Partial Portraits (1988).
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
- Lorenz, Konrad
('The So-Called Evil', translated by Marjorie Latzke as On Aggression,1966), ch.2.
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It asks more steadiness, self-control, ay, and manly courage, than any other exercise.You must take as well as give, eye to eye, toe to toe, and arm to arm.
- Peel, Sir Robert of boxing.
Quoted in John Boyle O'Reilly
Ethics of Boxing and Manly Sport (1888).
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To curle on the ice, does greatly please, Being a manly Scottish exercise; It clears the Brains, stirs up the Native Heat, And gives a gallant appetite for Meat.
- Penecuik, Dr Alex
Quoted in Colin Jarman
The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).
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Exercise? I get it on the golf course.When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
- Skelton, Red (Richard), comedian \ entertainer Attributed.
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I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome.
- Twain, Mark (pseudonym of Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
Quoted in Colin Jarman
The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mensfitness.com

BOXING \ HEALTH AND FITNESS QUOTES
Men's Fitness chooses the fittest heavyweights of all time.
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Click here to view ===> 5 FITTEST HEAVYWEIGHTS OF ALL TIME
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: combatsportpsychology.blogspot.com

MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TRIVIA
A sports psychologist cites the relationship between combat and sports
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Click here to view ===> STOICISM AND COMBAT SPORTS PSYCHOLOGY
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com

NHL HOCKEY TRIVIA \ HUMOR
NHL Highlights : Top 10 Sound Clips of the Decade
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Click here to view ===> TOP NHL HIGHLIGHTS OF THE DECADE
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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HORSE RACING QUOTES
Quotes from the movie National Velvet about a
horse ridden by the teenaged movie actress
Elizabeth Taylor in England's Grand National
Steeplechase Race.
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Plot Summary for Nationa Velvet:
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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY
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Source: imdb.com
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Movie Trailer for National Velvet:
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER
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Movie Quotes from National Velvet:
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE QUOTES
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Source: imdb.com
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BONUS:
The young actress in National Velvet
became a major motion picture star
(see below) later in her career.
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After her auspicious beginning as a young

actress, Elizabeth Taylor became one of

Hollywood's favorite icons and a favorite

of audiences all over the world.
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Living the life of a movie star and producing

a very impressive filmography made her even

more popular, as she still is today, as she

continues to make headlines in the fields of

entertainment and humanitarianism.
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You will next see below more of Elizabeth

Taylor as a mystery guest on the very popular

1950's game show, What's My Line.
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Click here to view ===> ELIZABETH TAYLOR, MYSTERY GUEST
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Source: youtube.com
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sport.co.uk

RUGBY QUOTES
Sports site lists 10 quotes by sports commentator Bill McLaren
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Click here to view ===> RUGBY QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mlbcontracts.blogspot.com



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BASEBALL QUOTES
"Show me the money" quotes from the world of baseball
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"Shut up. I told you to shut up. If I want to spend $4 million on a ballplayer, I will. If I want to spend $12 million, I will. ...It's my goddamn money and I'll do what I want."
- Padres owner Ray Kroc, who earlier founded McDonald's.
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"The majors couldn't pay me enough to play."
- Kansas City Monarchs pitcher Satchel Paige
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"We should make it. We're the ones doing the entertaining."
- Giants outfielder Barry Bonds
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"Gentlemen, we have the only legal monopoly in the country,and we're f------ it up."
- Braves owner Ted Turner
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"You go through The Sporting News for the last 100 years,and you will find two things are always true. You never have enough pitching, and nobody ever made money."
- Donald Fehr, executive director, MLBPA
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"For a hundred years the owners screwed the players. For 25 years the players have screwed the owners - they've got 75 years to go."
- Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton
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"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
- White Sox outfielder Ron Kittle, 1987
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"We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules."
- Dodgers, Padres & Angels executive Buzzie Bavasi
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"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
- Yankees catcher Yogi Berra
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"Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money."
- Kansas City Monarchs pitcher Satchel Paige
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"Fellas, this is the 20th century. You can't get anybody, drunk or sober, to agree that once a fella goes to work for the A&P, he has to work for the A&P the rest of his life."
- MLB attorney John Gaherin
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"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy."
- Dodgers, Astros, Brewers, A's & Angels pitcher Don Sutton
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"No problem. I was either going to wake up rich or richer."
- A's Mike Norris, after losing in salary arbitration
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"I would say it's the end of the world as we know it. ...I am speechless by that contract. ... It's unbelievable.
Literally, it will take the sport down, that contract.
We're right back to the ridiculous contracts. It can't be."
- Marlins president David Samson, on reports Ichiro Suzuki would sign a $100 million contract
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"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is, '(Expletive) Dave Samson,' then don't say anything at all.
So I'm not going to say anything at all.
Is my mother the greatest or what?"
- Mariners GM Bill Bavasi, after signing Ichiro to a $90 million contract
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"If we're gonna win, the players gotta play better, the coaches gotta coach better, the manager gotta manage better, and the owners gotta own better."
- Brewers first baseman George Scott, to the club chairman
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"If anyone does not believe that we had our ass kicked in this labor matter, they are dead wrong. We have lost the war,and the only question is, can we live with the surrender terms."
- Cardinals owner Gussie Busch, 1976
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"I love being the highest paid player in the game."
- Alex Rodriguez, Yankees
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"Money doesn't talk, it swears."
- Bob Dylan (Music legend and baseball fan?)
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