SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, August 25, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hometownannapolis.com

"SPORTS STEVE"
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NFL QUOTES
Quotes about a NFL Hall of Fame fan winner
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The NFL season starts on 9/8/08 and its rabid fans
will be there in droves.
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With so many rabid fans supporting the sport,
the NFL honors selected fans who qualify in a
very special way.
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Meet ‘Sports Steve’, a Hall of Fame-worthy fan (see photo above)
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On Sundays, Steve LaPlanche becomes Sports Steve, the Ravens superfan who was inducted into the Pro Football Fan Hall of Fame last week.
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By E.B. FURGURSON III, Staff Writer
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Published August 10, 2008
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By day, Steve LaPlanche is a 32-year veteran Anne Arundel County Sheriff’s captain. On weekends he’s Sports Steve, the Baltimore Ravens uber-fan.
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And last weekend, he was inducted into the Pro Football Fan Hall of Fame.
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He has been a loyal Baltimore football fan since his dad took him to his first Colts game in 1956, when he was just 3 years old. He has not missed a home game for any Baltimore football team since.
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That’s the Colts, Stars, Stallions and now the Ravens.“It’s really overwhelming,” he said during an interview at the county courthouse, where he commands the court security unit. “It’s the best thing related to football that has ever happened to me.”
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And that’s saying something.
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After all, Johnny Unitas himself wrapped his Colts game cape on a young Mr. LaPlanche after a game in 1959. He still has it. The Colts Hall of Famer became good friends with Mr. LaPlanche’s father, and later, Mr. LaPlanche. On his Web site, http://www.sportssteve.com/, there are pictures of him with Mr. Unitas and others over the years.
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However, the most famous picture of Mr. LaPlanche was the shot of the Mayflower moving van carrying the Colts off to Indianapolis. In the snowy frame one sees the van, and one lone Colts fan standing vigil in the cold. It was Mr. laPlanche.
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These days he can be found in section 138 at M&T Bank Stadium exuding purple passion, with his face painted, including a trademark load of team-color beads, close to 50 pounds worth, around his neck.
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“I try to lead cheers, get the fans going,” he said. “I try to do my duty as a 12th man.”
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But it’s not just his perfect attendance and game-day aplomb that won him the honor bestowed by the Professional Football Ultimate Fan Association in Canton, Ohio, last weekend.
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It’s the charity work and good example he sets that added to the case for him to join 13 others in this year’s class of inductees.
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“I don’t drink before or during the games. There are kids all around and I don’t want to be pointed out as some kind of wild man. I’m wild, but in a good way,” he said.
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He uses the Sports Steve moniker and Ultimate Fan persona to help raise money for various causes.
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His favorite is Maryland Special Olympics. “I am a Super Plunger at the Polar Bear Plunge at Sandy Point. You have to raise at least $10,000 to qualify, and last year I raised $12,664.”
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Those top fundraisers spend the night before the actual winter event, running into the frigid waters every hour, on the hour, all night long.
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“At 3 a.m. last year the water was 34 degrees and the windchill was 5 below,” he said. “But I love it, it’s my favorite charity.”
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He also makes appearances at other charity events, sometimes at Ravens Roost affairs. His own Ravens Roost 18 in Glen Burnie recently raised $6,000 for the Mackey Foundation, set up to help defer medical costs for former Colt great and Hall of Famer John Mackey who is suffering from dementia.
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“That’s what I hope comes from all this Hall of Fame recognition. I hope it helps me raise more money for charities,” he said.
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Serving others has been his career. He has been working at the Anne Arundel County Sheriff’s Office for 32 years, starting in 1976 at a whopping $8,000 a year.
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The Professional Football Ultimate Fan Association started back in 1999 when VISA teamed up with the Hall of Fame to recognize super fans from throughout the league. There are all sorts in there, the famous Hogettes from the neighboring Washington Redskins, and six other Ravens fans.
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“You think I dress crazy, you should see some of those others,” he said. Under new rules, a current member of the Fan Hall of Fame has to nominate another fan to represent the team. A Ravens fan known as Captain Dee-fence, aka Wes Henson of Waldorf, nominated Mr. LaPlanche this year. He had to submit a statement that was voted on by current super fan members of the association.
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Once elected, Mr. LaPlanche and his fellow inductees were presented engraved coins signifying their induction at a special “tailgate party” event held before the players were inducted last Sunday.
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They also got to be in the 2.5-mile-long Hall of Fame parade, which was a real treat for Mr. LaPlanche.
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“It was great. The crowd was all Redskins fans, as they had two guys being inducted, but I kept looking for Ravens fans,” he said. “Then I saw this young woman come running down the bleachers, and she came running right into the street yelling, ‘There’s our Sports Steve.’ That was neat.”
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He and other fans also spent time signing autographs at a children’s party held after the parade.
“I never turn down an autograph. I want to set a good example,” he said. A lesson learned by the example set by his childhood hero, Johnny U.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: wlky.com

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NFL QUOTES
Quotes from Super Bowl XXXV
January 24, 2000
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"It tastes like chicken."
-- Gervase Peterson of 'Survivor' fame, when asked by Tiki Barber what the worm he ate on TV tasted like.
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"I was looking to make a couple of extra dollars. I can't believe they shut me down like that."
-- Ravens 340-pound DT Tony Siragusa on recent limitations placed on Tampa-area strippers that restrict "personal dances" to a distance of no closer than six feet.
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"I'd like my own show where I'd point out the better things in life. I know I'd ask a lot better questions than I heard here today."
-- Siragusa on his post-career plans.
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"Do I have to wear one of those costumes? Man, why can't you put some shorts on those guys?" -- Siragusa to a Japanese television reporter who asked if he'd be willing to tutor a sumo wrestler-turned-TV host on a few football moves.
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"It's amazing what 1100 people can do."
-- Giants TE Pete Mitchell, referring to a Web site survey (1100 people voted) that named him the 'Sexiest player in the Super Bowl' -- and caused nearly every question Mitchell faced Tuesday to revolve around his newly found mojo.
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"I'm better looking, I got more rings, and I got more money."
-- Ravens TE Shannon Sharpe on why he's not jealous of Mitchell's new title.
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"The one thing I've always prided myself on is not talking about anybody's wife or their mom
-- but anything other than that is fair game."
-- Sharpe on his policies on trash-talking.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, everybody else has a right to."
-- Ravens QB Trent Dilfer on his self-deprecating sense of humor.
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"They don't need that kind of protection. There was no hidden agenda -- I'm not that smart."
-- Ravens head coach Brian Billick on his Monday tirade against the media and whether it was designed to deflect the spotlight from his players.
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"I can if I needed to but I don't need to; that's why you pay somebody. You've got to have a broker. AmeriTrade is nice but it's not for you."
-- Giants CB Jason Sehorn when asked if he can calculate a PE ratio, referring to a commercial starring him and Sharpe.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: larrybrownsports.com

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BASKETBALL QUOTES
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Charles Barkley Calls 80s Celtics ‘Ugliest Team in NBA History
By Larry Brown August 30, 2007 -
Posted in Basketball, LBS' Greatest Hits
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You know the Celtics, their uniforms have gotten better. And they got a better looking team, because in the 80s, with McHale, Bird, and Parish, they had the ugliest team in NBA history.
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They had Bill Walton [he] was ugly too. I think their team is much better looking with Paul and Ray and Kevin. But their uniforms have gotten better and their team has gotten much better looking in the 2000s.
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Not as if Charles Barkley is the foremost representative on looks and fashion, but I have to admit, that is pretty freaking funny. I swear, nothing is out of bounds when it comes to Sir Charles. I guess that’s what makes him great.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: hogwild.net

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SPORTS PICTORIAL
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Thanks, Tyra - it's sports-related, so you made the cut!!!
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