SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com


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ARCHERY HUMOR \ QUOTES
20th Century Fox presents a spoof of classic Robin Hood movies
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Plot Summary:
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The standard story of Robin Hood: Evil Prince John is oppressing the people while good King Richard is away on the Crusades. Robin steals from the tax collectors, wins an archery contest, defeats the Sheriff, and rescues Maid Marian. In this version, however, Mel Brooks adds his own personal touch, parodying traditional adventure films, romance films, and the whole idea of men running around the woods in tights. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher rocher@fiberbit.net
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Trailer for Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
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Click here to view ===> MEN IN TIGHTS TRAILER
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Quotes from Robin Hood: Men In Tights:
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[preparing to ravish Maid Marian]
Sheriff of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!
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Ahchoo: Hey, Blinkin!
Blinkin: Did you say "Abe Lincoln"?
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[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
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Little John: Let me introduce you to my best friend: Will Scarlet.
Scarlet: Scarlet's my middle name. My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
[pause]
Scarlet: We're from Georgia.
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Click here to view ===> QUOTES FROM MEN IN TIGHTS
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: crincinfo.com

Image: cdn.cbsi.com.au
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CRICKET QUOTES
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My body has told me it's time to stop. Since 2005 I've had two years when I've done nothing but rehab from one injury or another.
--- Andrew Flintoff announces his retirement from Test cricket
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They can play whatever way they want to play. We have come to play by the rules and the spirit of the game, and it is up to them to do what they want to do.
--- Australia's Ricky Ponting shows that he can whinge as well as any Englishman
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He looked like a man trying to get a pound coin out from under the fridge.
--- Comedian Frank Skinner on Kevin Pietersen's horror shot off Nathan Hauritz
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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