FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ignatiuschicagocrew.org

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ROWING QUOTES
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"It's not the chariot - it's the horses" -- Will Perkins
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"Fight one more round - when your arms are so tired you can hardly lift your hands to come on guard - fight one more round."
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"When your nose is bleeding and your eyes are black and you are so tired you wish your opponent would crack you one in the jaw and put you to sleep, fight one more round, remembering that the man who always fights one more round is never whipped."
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SURFER GIRLS (I THINK!)

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SURFING QUOTES

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"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

- Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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"Your done, once you're a surfer you're done. You're in. It's like the mob or something. You're not getting out."

- Kelly Slater, Step into Liquid

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"It was so big [the wave], it didn't even know we were there."

- Daniel Webber

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"It's just the best way to start your day. Surfers eat pizza. People who surf, they know the object is to have fun. You work hard, but you work hard to have fun."

- Cynthia Derosier

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"When you're surfing, you're living. Everything else is just waiting."

- Josh Mitchell

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"Show me an underwater earthquake and I'll show you an excuse to surf."

- Jarrett Sullivan

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"In one place we came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing. Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea (taking a short board with him), then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell!"

- Cliff "The Grimer" Grimes

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None but natives ever master the art of surf-bathing thoroughly."

- Mark Twain

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"The idea that an individual can find God is terribly self-centered. It is like a wave thinking it can find the sea."

- John Templeton

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"How would you like to stand like a God before the crest of a monster billow, always rushing to the bottom of a hill and never reaching its base, and to come rushing in for a half mile at express speed, in graceful attitude, until you reach the beach and step easily from the wave?"

- Duke Kahanamoku

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"Out of the water, I am nothing."

- Duke Kahanamoku

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"Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!"

- The Joker from Batman

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: readbookonline.net

WINTER SPORTS POEM
A poem about skating, sledding, etc.
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T S Arthur's poem: Saturday In Winter
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bleacherreport.com

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HOCKEY QUOTES
Quotes about the violent nature of hockey
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"Anybody who says they don't like fighting in the NHL have to be out of their minds."
-Don Cherry
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"Hockey is figure skating in a war zone."
-Author Unknown
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"High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing...everything else is just figure skating."
-Author Unknown
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"Hockey is a tough game. With all the talk and everything that's going on right now, it frightens me a little bit that we are giving our players an excuse not to hit. I just hope that we don't take that out of our game at the pro level."
-Bobby Orr
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"Hockey is our national religion: We have ice in our blood and blood on our ice."
-attributed to a number of people
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"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game One of the NHL playoff series."
-Steve Rushin
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: askmen.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
10 Most Common Sports Injuries and Ways to Treat Them
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Many sports injuries are due to an improper warm-up or stretching routine or because the level of intensity of the workout was increased too quickly. Therefore, the best way to avoid sports injuries that can keep you out of the game for weeks or months is to stretch adequately before and after your workout, and to pace yourself according to your level of skill and experience in the sport.
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