SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footy-boots.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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Top Ten Football (Soccer) Quotes of 2008.
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“It doesn’t matter how late he was. If you’re getting on a plane and you miss it by one minute, you don’t go on holiday.”
--- Wolves boss Mick McCarthy gives his reasons for dropping Richard Stearman after the player arrives late for a team meeting.
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Click here to view ====> TOP TEN SOCCER QUOTES OF 2008
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: elemental-sayings-quotes.com

NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL

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SWIMMING QUOTES
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.
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I think the public thinks I am narcissistic because I look in the mirror. What they don't understand is that is the only way I can check my progress. How do I know that my muscles grow the way that I want? By flexing them and checking them in the mirror, by measuring them with a tape or possibly by stepping on a scale. The mirror is by far the best because I can see each muscle's definition. That is very subtle. Sometimes even another bodybuilder cannot see what I can. A swimmer uses a stopwatch like a mirror. A jumper's tape is his mirror. But the public is weirdly afraid of themselves. They are guilty about the mirror. They think by looking in it there's something wrong. How many mirrors are there in America?
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Warren Buffet:
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You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out
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When the Australians walked out, the crowd went nuts, and when we walked out, the crowd went even more nuts. I can't describe how amazing that was. Three thousand people were here rooting for the two strongest swimming nations. I'll never forget that, and I was glad to be part of it.
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If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bicycling.about.com

BICYCLING QUOTES
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
~Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 1/2.
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