FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dreamcricket.com

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CRICKET TRIVIA
American presidents have watched and played cricket while in office.
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President Obama just recently received cricket lessons
from David Lara, an internationally known legend of
the sport.
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET TRIVIA
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Bonus entry: 20 Great Cricket Quotes
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Click here to view ===> CRICKET QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: matadorsports.com

SPORTS PICTORIAL
Video display:
20 Athletes Pushing the Most Insane Limits on Water, Land, or Air
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Click here to view ===> EXTREME SPORTS PICTORIAL
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bestofstupid.com

SPORTS TRIVIA
Web site identifies the weirdest and strangest sports it knows about.
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Weird and unusual sports cited:
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Zorb Ball
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Unicycle Hockey
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Wife Carrying
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Pooh Sticks
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Shin Kicking
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Cat Fish Grabbing
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Worm Charming
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Tent Pitching
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Extreme Ironing
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rte.ie

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SPORTS QUOTES

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'There are two things in Ireland that would drive you to drink. GAA referees would drive you to drink, and the price of drink would drive you to drink.'

-- Sligo fan.

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'We're taking this match awful seriously. We're training three times a week now, and some of the boys are off the beer since Tuesday.'

-- Johnny Pilkington.

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'Life isn't all beer and football. Some of us haven't touched a football in months.'

-- An unnamed 1980s Kerry footballer.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: allgreatquotes.com

HOCKEY QUOTES
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A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
-- Paul Gallico
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Description of ice hockey:
Hockey's the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.
-- Frank Deford
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Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.
-- Glenn Hall
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The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.
-- Gil Perreault
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
-- John Leonard
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
-- Steve Rushin
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Hockey is the original extreme sport.
-- Tom Ward
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Growing up, if I hadn't had sports, I don't know where I'd be. God only knows what street corners I'd have been standing on and God only knows what I'd have been doing, but instead I played hockey and went to school and stayed out of trouble.
-- Bobby Orr
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Red ice sells hockey tickets.
-- Bob Stewart
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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
-- Author Unknown
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By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
-- Steve Rushin
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

GILBERT ARENAS' FAVORITE FAN CLUB

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FIREARMS \ GUN COLLECTING PICTORIAL \ QUOTES

Amusing photos of firearms, gun collectors, armed hunters, etc.

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NBA HEADLINE, 12/24/2009:

Wizards: Arenas had firearms in locker

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"I wouldn't have brought them [the guns] to D.C. had

I known the rules. After my daughter was born, I was

just like, 'I don't need these anymore. "

~~~ Gilbert Arenas

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source: espn.com

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Firearms advocates, gun collectors, have this to add:

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Click here to view ===> FIREARMS PICTORIAL

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Source: thefiringline.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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SPORTS PICTORIAL

2 web sites provide pictorials of female athletes on and off the field

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Buffalo Bob (see above): "Say, kids, what time is it?"

Peanut Gallery (audience of mostly pre-school kids): "It's Howdy Dowdy Time!"

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That was then, This is now.

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"Say, kids (18 years and older), what time is it?"

Kids (18 years and older): "It's Eye Candy Time!"

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Over 5o years ago, Howdy Dowdy was so popular

among the younger set, kids clamored for a TV

set to watch him at home, so parents had little

choice but to get a TV set for home viewing.

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TV sales skyrocketed because of that show and the

I Love Lucy show, the Milton Berle show and others

joined in to make TV a must for all American households.

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That was then. Now, technology has provided other

forms of media to offer a nultiplicity of diversions to

entertain one and all over a broad range of disciplines.

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The Internet offers a multiplicity of diversions in its

own right, and, one and all are capitalizing on that

reality by exploring entertainment and education

options in various formats on the Net.

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This is now and this blog is another example of

the diversions one can access and enjoy using this

new technology.

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Enjoy the diversions below and enjoy the upcoming holidays!

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Complex Magazine's Top 10 Female Athletes:

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Click here to view ===> FEMALE ATHLETE PICTORIAL - I

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Sexiest Female Sports Uniforms

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Click here to view ===> FEMALE ATHLETE PICTORIAL - II

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rickswaine.com

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BASEBALL QUIZ

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Beating the Breaks:

Major League Ballplayers Who Overcame Disabilities

by Rick Swaine

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So you think you are a baseball guru?

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Most baseball fanatics harbor that belief and many are

baseball guru wannabes, unlike true baseball gurus

who know all the answers to all the baseball questions,

even though, in most cases, they are just one-topic

gurus, not Mensa candidates.

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As you know, one-topic gurus abound, so on TCM.com,

you find movie trivia gurus, in SABR, baseball gurus,

etc., so gurus are there, but to qualify as a guru, all

have to think the guru has the answer or can get the

answer for his specialty.

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So, to you, this baseball trivia quiz will help establish

who you are, wannabe or guru.

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I expected to ace the quiz, since baseball trivia is

right up my alley, but once a wannabe, always a

wannabe - 12 oF 20 correct means WANNABE!!!

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Gurus ace a quiz like this one, so if you get

less than 20 correct, join the millions of wannabes

who have a way to go before becoming a guru!

Some will ace this test, but they won't tell you

because gurus don't talk to peasants!!!

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To take the quiz, click on your answer and get

immediate feedback from the quiz.

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If your feedback says WRONG or INCORRECT

on any answer, welcome to the baseball guru

wannabe club!!!

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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL QUIZ

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blogs.post-trib.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUIZ

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High school, college, or NFL player quote: YOU make the call!

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Click here to view ===> 3 QUIZ QUESTIONS

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes and humor from "Waterboy", the sports movie earning the highest net revenue, as of 9/2009
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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: WATERBOY
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: WATERBOY
Source: zuguide.com
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Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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SOCCER QUOTES

A father becomes the coach of his ten-years-old son's soccer team

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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: KICKING AND SCREAMING

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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: KICKING AND SCREAMING

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Buck Weston: Oh, this oughtta be good. If we live long enough, we'll see Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil coaching the Tigers.

Mike Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, Weston. My Superbowl ring was making too much noise.

[crowd hisses]

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NBA QUOTES

Quotes by and about Yao Ming, including a movie trailer of his rookie year

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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: THE YEAR OF THE YAO

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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: THE YEAR OF THE YAO

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Source: imdb.com

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Quotes by Yao Ming:

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The alcohol in China is made of rice. It's strong. You know it's strong when you drink it. So you have an idea what it can do to you. But here, you have alcohol that doesn't taste very strong. So you think you can have many shots. You don't find out the truth until the next morning.
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I haven't done much trash-talking. But last year, I did complain about a call. Nobody could believe it. So I said, "I've spent a lot on English lessons. I want to get my money's worth." The official was laughing.
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My American strength coach says he liked me better before I could talk English.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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SKIING QUOTES

Skiing quotes and humor from the movie Better off Dead

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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: BETTER OFF DEAD

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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: BETTER OFF DEAD

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Source: Youtube.com

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Quotes from Better off Dead:

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Lane Myer: She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.

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Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
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Click here to view ===> SKIING QUOTES: BETTER OFF DEAD

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Bonus entry: More skiing quotes

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Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment.
~Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
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When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~Author Unknown
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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
~Tim Cahill
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
~Author Unknown
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The sun is bright and the powder bitchin'.
~Author Unknown
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing.
Tree: The other method.
~Author Unknown
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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.
~Author Unknown
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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.
~Author Unknown
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
~Author Unknown
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There's no waiting for friends on a powder day.
~Author Unknown
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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.
~Author Unknown
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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary.
~Author Unknown
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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?
~Author Unknown
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If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.
~Author Unknown
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Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, in a blaze of reality.
~Dolores LaChapelle
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
~Dave Barry
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If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year.
~Author Unknown
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: chatterfromthedugout.com

BASEBALL QUOTES
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“I came into this game sane, and I want to leave
it sane.”
-Why Don Baylor, outfielder, DH, and manager,
refused to take the manager’s job when offered
by New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner
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“It was a beautiful thing to observe all 36 oars
working in unison.”
-Announcer Jack Buck on George Steinbrenner’s
new yacht
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fightfranchise.com

BOXING QUOTES
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George Chuvalo’s best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.
--- Larry Merchant
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Hard? Hell no it wasnt hard. Anyody who can live with the same woman for 4 months can act.
--- Tex Cobb On acting
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My girlfriend boos when we make love because she knows it turns me on.
--- Hector Comacho (1989)
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Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.
--- Archie Moore
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footballbabble.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES

Football web site presents 101 NFL football quotes

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“In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.”

(John Elway)
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“I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.”

(John Elway)
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“Now that I’m retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.”

(Dan Fouts)

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: golftoday.co.uk

GOLF QUOTES
A golf web site presents golf quotes by and about caddies
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
--- Lee Trevino
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I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
--- Tommy Bolt
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: triplem.com.au

SPORTS QUOTES
A sports web site presents a slide show of 23 sports quotes
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"I don't know who started it, but I remember I called him ugly and he got pretty upset, so he called me fat."
--- Montreal ice hockey defenceman Josh Gorges, trying to defend a fight at practise with a team mate.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: therunningadvisor.com

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RUNNING QUOTES

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Related topic: Track and Field

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"Why aren't you signed up for the 401K?

I'd never be able to run that far."

- Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)

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DRAG RACING QUOTES
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"I know that son-of-a-bitch is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me"!
--- Unknown from long ago.
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"At Lions one night, I was on a strong pass and about half track I saw a blower belt go past me, then about 3/4 down track, I saw another blower belt go by. Then as I pulled off the track I noticed I didn't have any front tires either"
--- Retired Top Fuel driver Walt Stevens.
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"Hell, If it was easy anybody could do it and it wouldn't be called Racing!" This is what I tell most of the drivers who have had a bad run of luck or are paying their dues to become true racers.
--- Bruce Pedretti/TopWop Chowchilla Chicken Chokers
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: jamaica-gleaner.com

TIGER WHO???

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GOLF HUMOR

Jokes, not quotes, about Tiger Woods' recent social shenanigans.

“Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.”

Source: Angela Carter \ whatquote.com

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A sports \ humorist blogger presents his views on Tiger's marital problems.

"In a very perverse way, while we like Tiger and feel sorry for him, we also like the jokes. Humour works like that - it is no respecter of persons or feelings. Even the sickest jokes find a spot in our psyche that they hit. Take some of the Tiger jokes that have been circulating:"

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Might have been worse Tiger, you could have lost your putter!

What course gives Tiger the most trouble? A: Intercourse.

You usually find a tree in the Woods, Tiger's wife found a Woods in a tree.

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Here is yet another joke from a Baltimore radio sports

talk show host on a late evening show on 12/11/2009:

"Tiger is the only golfer I know who plays 18 holes

during a game and 18 holes afterwards."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mentalfloss.com

HEATH SHULER

CONGRESSMAN, NORTH CAROLINA

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Where are they now? - Biggest NFL Draft Busts
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Heath Shuler:
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Heath Shuler, the highly touted University of Tennessee quarterback, was pretty abysmal after the Redskins took him with the third pick in the 1994 NFL Draft; he only lasted four seasons in the NFL. Luckily for Shuler, he bounced back to start a large real estate business in Knoxville, which he used as a springboard to become a Democratic congressman for North Carolina’s 11th district. He still stinks at football, though; when Shuler led a congressional team against a squad of Capitol Police in a friendly game in 2007, he threw two picks as his team got shut out.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gunaxin.com

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AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES \ TRIVIA
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Whatever Happened to the Most Recent Heisman Trophy Winners?
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: horseracing.net

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HORSE RACING \ HORSEMANSHIP QUOTES

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"The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."

- Jacqueline Kennedy

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footy-boots.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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Top Ten Football (Soccer) Quotes of 2008.
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“It doesn’t matter how late he was. If you’re getting on a plane and you miss it by one minute, you don’t go on holiday.”
--- Wolves boss Mick McCarthy gives his reasons for dropping Richard Stearman after the player arrives late for a team meeting.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: elemental-sayings-quotes.com

NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL

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SWIMMING QUOTES

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John Cleese:
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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I think the public thinks I am narcissistic because I look in the mirror. What they don't understand is that is the only way I can check my progress. How do I know that my muscles grow the way that I want? By flexing them and checking them in the mirror, by measuring them with a tape or possibly by stepping on a scale. The mirror is by far the best because I can see each muscle's definition. That is very subtle. Sometimes even another bodybuilder cannot see what I can. A swimmer uses a stopwatch like a mirror. A jumper's tape is his mirror. But the public is weirdly afraid of themselves. They are guilty about the mirror. They think by looking in it there's something wrong. How many mirrors are there in America?
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Warren Buffet:

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You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out
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Michael Phelps:

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When the Australians walked out, the crowd went nuts, and when we walked out, the crowd went even more nuts. I can't describe how amazing that was. Three thousand people were here rooting for the two strongest swimming nations. I'll never forget that, and I was glad to be part of it.

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Michael Phelps:

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If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bicycling.about.com

BICYCLING QUOTES
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
~Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 1/2.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: directsattv.com

MR. AND MRS. HENRY BASKETT
(HENRY \ NFL PLAYER)
(KENDRA nee WILKINSON \ EX-PLAYBOY MODEL)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL

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20 of the Hottest Athlete Sports Wives

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Click here to view ===> SPORTS PICTORIAL

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: kingmech.com

GOLF QUOTES
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Here, Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
Walter Hagen (to the Prince of Wales)
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken!
Byron Nelson (on Jack Lemmon's swing)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thehockeynews.com

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HOCKEY QUOTES

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"I think he is not Belarusian now, he is French because I never fight with Belarusian guys. I don't know why he wants to fight with me. If he wants to fight, we'll go in the street and every minute of every day I'll wait for him and we'll fight."

– Toronto’s Mikhail Grabovski on fellow Belarusian Sergei Kostitsyn after a fight-filled game against Montreal in January.

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HUNTING QUOTES
2 web sites provide hunting quotes for this FSQ post.
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART I
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-Otto von Bismarck
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The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck.
-Walter Cronkite
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A hungry dog hunts best.
-Lee Trevino --American Professional Golfer, b. 1939
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The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.
-Henry Fielding --British novelist and playwright, 1707-1754
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If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.
-William Maxwell
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Not to open the hunting season on the pretext that there is no game would be as if one gave up celebrating Christmas because there was not enough snow to go by sleigh to midnight Mass.
-Maurice Grimaud, Prefect of Paris Police
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Source: my-favorite-camping-store.com
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART II
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Click here to view ===> HUNTING QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

AUTO RACING \ NASCAR QUOTES
Web site presents a listing and a video of quotes by Nascar drivers
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• "Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal"
-- Kyle Petty
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• "They said they wanted someone with a size 12 shoe and a size 2 hat."
-- Buddy Baker on being one of the first invited to run at top speed at Talladega.
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• "We go six times faster."
-- William C. France, answering the question of why there are six times as many deaths in NASCAR as in football
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportales.com

CRICKET QUOTES
List of sledges from the article Cricket Sledges at Their Best
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According to the knowledgeable and wisdom of Wikipedia, sledging “is the practice in cricket of insulting opponents to break their concentration and cause them to make mistakes.
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Sledging is effective because the batsman stands within hearing range of the bowler and certain fielders.
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The aim is to intimidate or distract the batsman into making a fatal mistake and being dismissed.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yachtpals.com

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BOATING \ SAILING QUOTES

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"The sea finds out everything you did wrong."

- Francis Stokes

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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk."

- Sir Francis Chichester

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.

I said, “Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

-Paula Poundstone

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Click here to view ====> BOATING \ SAILING QUOTES

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