FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: directsattv.com

MR. AND MRS. HENRY BASKETT
(HENRY \ NFL PLAYER)
(KENDRA nee WILKINSON \ EX-PLAYBOY MODEL)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL

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20 of the Hottest Athlete Sports Wives

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GOLF QUOTES
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Here, Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
Walter Hagen (to the Prince of Wales)
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken!
Byron Nelson (on Jack Lemmon's swing)
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thehockeynews.com

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HOCKEY QUOTES

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"I think he is not Belarusian now, he is French because I never fight with Belarusian guys. I don't know why he wants to fight with me. If he wants to fight, we'll go in the street and every minute of every day I'll wait for him and we'll fight."

– Toronto’s Mikhail Grabovski on fellow Belarusian Sergei Kostitsyn after a fight-filled game against Montreal in January.

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HUNTING QUOTES
2 web sites provide hunting quotes for this FSQ post.
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART I
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-Otto von Bismarck
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The perils of duck hunting are great- especially for the duck.
-Walter Cronkite
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A hungry dog hunts best.
-Lee Trevino --American Professional Golfer, b. 1939
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The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.
-Henry Fielding --British novelist and playwright, 1707-1754
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If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.
-William Maxwell
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Not to open the hunting season on the pretext that there is no game would be as if one gave up celebrating Christmas because there was not enough snow to go by sleigh to midnight Mass.
-Maurice Grimaud, Prefect of Paris Police
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HUNTING QUOTES, PART II
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.yahoo.com

AUTO RACING \ NASCAR QUOTES
Web site presents a listing and a video of quotes by Nascar drivers
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• "Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal"
-- Kyle Petty
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• "They said they wanted someone with a size 12 shoe and a size 2 hat."
-- Buddy Baker on being one of the first invited to run at top speed at Talladega.
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• "We go six times faster."
-- William C. France, answering the question of why there are six times as many deaths in NASCAR as in football
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CRICKET QUOTES
List of sledges from the article Cricket Sledges at Their Best
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According to the knowledgeable and wisdom of Wikipedia, sledging “is the practice in cricket of insulting opponents to break their concentration and cause them to make mistakes.
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Sledging is effective because the batsman stands within hearing range of the bowler and certain fielders.
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The aim is to intimidate or distract the batsman into making a fatal mistake and being dismissed.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yachtpals.com

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BOATING \ SAILING QUOTES

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"The sea finds out everything you did wrong."

- Francis Stokes

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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk."

- Sir Francis Chichester

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.

I said, “Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

-Paula Poundstone

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