SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, July 30, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: vampirefreaks.com

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by Paul "Bear" Bryant, head coach, Alabama Crimson Tide
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"Every time a player goes out there, at least 20 people have some amount of influence on him. His mother has more influence than anyone. I know because I played, and I loved my mama."
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"I left Texas A&M because my school called me. Mama called, and when Mama calls, then you just have to come running." -- On why he left Texas A&M to come to Alabama.
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"Don't talk too much or too soon."
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"In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway."
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"Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats coming in second."
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"I've made so many mistakes that if I don't make the same mistakes over, we're going to come pretty close to winning."
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"When you're number one, you don't play for the tie."
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"I don't have any ideas; my coaches have them. I just pass the ideas on and referee the arguments."
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"I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not smarter than me, I don't need them."
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"In life, you'll have your back up against the wall many times. You might as well get used to it."
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"You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load."
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"The first time you quit, it's hard. The second time, it gets easier. The third time, you don't even have to think about it."
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"I'm known as a recruiter. Well you've got to have chicken to make chicken salad."
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"The first thing a football coach needs when he's starting out is a wife who's willing to put up with a whole lot of neglect. The second thing is a five-year contract."
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"The alumni are starting to grumble, and I'm the one starting it."
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"No coach has ever won a game by what he knows; it's what his players know that counts."
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"There ought to be a special place in heaven for coaches' wives."
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"Age has nothing to do with it. You can be out of touch at any age."
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"Sure I'd like to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state." - To a group of boosters before an Auburn game.
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"They play like it is a sin to give up a point." -- Talking about his defense before the 1962 Sugar Bowl.
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"At Alabama, we teach our men to win." -- When asked about Notre Dame's decision run out the clock and tie Michigan State 10-10 in the 1966 Rose Bowl. Both teams wound up tied for first with an undefeated Alabama finishing third even though they beat Nebraska 34-7 in the Sugar Bowl.
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"If he'd kicked it straght, we would have blocked it." -- Remarks about Tennessee's missed field goal in the 1966 game in Knoxville, won by the Tide 11-10.
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"At Alabama our players do not win Heisman Trophies, our teams win national championships." -- After being asked if he was dissappointed that an Alabama player had never won the Heisman Trophy while he was the coach.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: boston.barstoolsports.com

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