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GOLF QUOTES
Quotes from the golf movie Tin Cup
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Plot Summary:
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Roy 'Tin cup' McAvoy, a failed pro golfer who lives at the run-down driving range which he manages with his sidekick and caddy Romeo in the West Texas tin pot town of Salome, ends up signing over ownership to a madam of 'show girls' to pay off debts.
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His foxy novice golf pupil, female psychiatrist Dr. Molly Griswold, turns out to be the new girlfriend of McAvoy's sarcastic one-time college golf partner, slick PGA superstar David Simms, who drops by to play into Roy's fatal flaw: the inability to resist a dare, all too often causing him to lose against lesser players, in this case gambling away his car.
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Falling for Molly, Roy decides to become her patient; in order to earn her respect, he decides to try to qualify for the US Open, after starting off as Simm's caddy 'for the benefit of his experience'.
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His talent proves more then adequate, but over-confident negligence of risks, while pleasing the crowds, is murder on his scores, while Simms spits on the fans but never wastes a point...
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Written by KGF Vissers
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Movie trailer for Tin Cup (1996) :
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Quotes from Tin Cup:
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Dr. Molly Griswold: Doreen, how did he get the name Tin Cup?
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Doreen: Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve... not all of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt, ouch. The team thought Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.
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NFL FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
ESPN columnists identifies his choices for worst NFL contracts
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BASKETBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
ESPN columnist identifies his choices for worst contracts in NBA history
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BASEBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
ESPN columnist identifies his choices for worst contracts in baseball history
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BASEBALL SLANG
Includes comments citing sexual innuendos in baseball slang
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ENGLISH FOOTBALL (SOCCER) QUOTES \ CHANTS
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Questions & answers:
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Reporter: "Have you ever thought about a career in the media?"
Roy Keane: "No, no. I want a proper job."
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Manish Bhasin: "There's a story that Ruud van Nistelrooy may sign for Spurs. Do you think that might happen?"
Gavin Peacock: "No. He's a top striker." Ow.
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Matt Cooper: "Is there any chance that Charlton could beat Chelsea?"
Tony Cascarino: "In a word, I don't think so."
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Reporter: "When do you stop thinking about relegation and start thinking about Europe?
Paul Jewell: "After about 10 pints."
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"I sent around a text message saying 'this is Gary Neville's new mobile number'. A few minutes later, my phone beeped with a reply saying: 'so what?' That was Roy's sense of humour."
- Gary Neville revealing how much he is missed by his former skipper.
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