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NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU

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CRICKET QUOTES

Quotes by ex-cricket player and cricket commentator Mavjot Singh Sidhu

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Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

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Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.

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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

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This was uttered after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.

"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: writing.com

CRICKET POEM
(Awarded third prize in "Cricket Story/Poem Contest, 2004" ,
"Cricket Story/Poem Contest, 2004")
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AN ODE TO CRICKET
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Oh, cricket is such a fun,
Players keen to make a run
After, forcefully, they trounce
A ball of five and half ounce,
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With a mighty willow bat,
Swinging it this way and that,
In a show of great cunning,
batsmen bat a full inning,
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What decides who wins matches?
Runs and wickets and catches.
Bowlers’ dream is a hat-trick
Each side wants the trophy quick.
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Cricket, game of gentlemen,
Of sportsmanship, true emblem,
Thou can verily inflame
Passions in the name of game.
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In thy name forget nations,
Inimical relations.
Thy name can thaw up the heart,
And friendly talks can restart.
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Cricket, hold thy banner high
And, from rooftops, give a cry:
Heartily all of us hail
Sehwag, Kaif, Parthiv Patel.
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* Written in aabb, 7-7-7-7 format
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* The reference in the last but one stanza is to the thawing of relations between India and Pakistan in the wake of the Cricket match series, 2004.
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* Sehwag is the only cricketer in the world to complete a triple century with a sixer. Kaif and Parthiv Patel also made notable contributions.
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M C Gupta
24 April, 2004
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: video.forbes.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: allgreatquotes.com

KATHY IRELAND

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BICYCLING QUOTES

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I thought of that while riding my bike.

-- Albert Einstein ~ On the Theory of Relativity.

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It was eleven more than necessary.

-- Jacques Anquetil ~ After winning a race by twelve seconds.

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At that age, it's one of the worse things in the world to wake up and not see your bike where you left it.

-- 50 Cent ~ The hip-hop star on the theft of his childhood bike.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thehockeynews.com

HOCKEY QUOTES
Quotes by and about hockey player Jeremy Roenick
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“Because wives and girlfriends aren’t on the road.”
– On why San Jose’s away record was so much better than its home record through the first few months of the 2007-08 season.
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