SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, November 26, 2007

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dailymail.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES

TENNIS

"I just couldn't lose to a bloke wearing a shirt like that,"

Lleyton Hewitt following his US Open victory over Dominik Hrbaty, who wore a pink and black shirt with two oval holes cut out of the back.

GOLF

"They don't let you smoke or drink in gyms so you know I'm not going to have any fun doing that."

- John Daly plays it straight as he insists he has no plans to pump iron.


"I am 42 now and supposed to be going downhill. It's nice to go the other way."

- Colin Montgomerie on the resurgence in his game which saw him continue his red-hot form.

FORMULA ONE

"One zigged when he should have zagged"

- Minardi spokesman on a collision between Chanoch Nissany, the first Israeli to drive a F1 car, and Dutch team mate Christijan Albers during a Minardi test at Mugello on an otherwise empty circuit.

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Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: fun-football.com

  • SPORTS QUOTES
  • Jimmy Hill: Don't sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through? Terry Venables: I think it's fifty - fifty
  • "If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim" Berti Vogts, German coach
  • "You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey" Arrigo Sacchi, Italy coach, defending a meagre playing record.
  • "Love is good for footballers, as long as it is not at half-time" Richard Moller Nielsen, Denmark coach
  • "I was about to say, before something far more interesting interrupted" John Motson, France v Bulgaria
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