SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: independent.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes from 1998
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Mike's not all that bad. If you dig deep . . dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig. Dig deep, go all the way to China ... I'm sure you'll find there is a nice guy in there.
--- George Foreman on Tyson.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gambling-guru.com

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RUGBY QUOTES
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Rugby World Cup Quotes
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“Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah.”
Sean Fitzpatrick to the All Blacks before the 1995 World Cup semi-final.
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“There’s no doubt about it, he’s a big bastard”
Gavin Hastings on Jonah Lomu at the 1995 Rugby World Cup.
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“We want consistency, but we don’t want a consistent referee to consistently blow the whistle.” Murray Mexted
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“If you can’t take a punch, you should play table tennis.”
French skipper and coach Pierre Berbizier.
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“In my time, I’ve had my knee out, broken my collarbone, had my nose smashed, a rib broken, lost a few teeth, and ricked my back; but as soon as I get a bit of bad luck I’m going to quit the game.”
J.W. Robinson
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“Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.”
Tony O’Reilly
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“I’m just off for a quiet pint. Followed by fifteen noisy ones.”
Gareth Chilcott
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“I think you enjoy the game more if you don’t know the rules. Anyway, you’re on the same wavelength as the referee.”
Jonathan Davies
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“Of course they don’t play to any sort of pattern and if you’re not careful you will start playing to that pattern.”
Mike Davies
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“Look what these bastards have done to Wales. They’ve taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. We’ve been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English - and that’s who you are playing this afternoon.”
Phil Bennett in a team talk before facing England in 1977
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“I’m still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby’s first millionaire five years ago.”
David Campese
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“Nobody ever beats Wales at rugby, they just score more points.”
Graham Mourie
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“The French are predictably unpredictable.”
Andrew Mehrtens, after the All Blacks lost to the French in the 1999 Rugby World Cup.
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“I don’t know about us not having a Plan B when things went wrong, we looked like we didn’t have a Plan A.”
Geoff Cooke, after England were beaten by New Zealand in the 1995 Rugby World Cup semifinal.
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“Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.”
Chris Laidlaw
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