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TENNIS QUOTES
Quotes by and about John McEnroe
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TENNIS QUOTES
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"I know I look ferocious, but I never forget my mother's birthday."
- Australian tennis standout Mark Edmondson in 1977.
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Jack Kramer
Mats Wilander
Jim Courier
Louise Evans
Margaret Smith Court
Davis Cup
Neale Fraser
Andre Agassi
Richard Krajicek
Steffi Graf
Jennifer Capriati
Ion Tiriac
Boris Becker
Wimbledon
Fred Perry
Ilie Nastase
Rod Laver
Sue Barker
Edward James
Pete Sampras
Martina Navratilova
Chris Evert Lloyd
Evonne Goolagong Cawley
Arthur Ashe
Kathy Rinaldi
Pat Cash
Jimmy Connors
John McEnroe
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FANTASY SPORTS TRIVIA
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SPORTS TRIVIA

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Surgeons Use Ping-Pong Ball to Save Little Girl's Life

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It costs as little as $2 and until now has been considered just a toy, but a simple ping-pong ball is keeping liver transplant patient Mackenzie Argaet alive. In a world first, an Australian surgeon has used the radical method in a transplant operation, which has won him international accolades.

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Dr. Albert Shun, from The Children's Hospital at Westmead, used the unorthodox approach when confronted with a medical problem while operating on the 2-year-old girl. Born with a rare gastrointestinal disorder known as biliary atresia, Mackenzie needed the life-saving operation earlier this year.

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After inserting a portion of an adult-size liver in the little girl, Shun discovered it was too big and was placing pressure on her blood vessels which could have been fatal. Having heard about the use of ping-pong balls in operations overseas, he decided to test their suitability in transplant surgery.

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"I was using a sponge as a back-up purpose but there was no way I could close her up the way it was,” he said. Instead he inserted the ping-pong ball and closed up his lucky patient.

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SPORTS QUOTES
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Jim Fixx
Fats Domino
Tim Conway
Yogi Berra
George Will
Joe DiMaggio
Joe Theisman
Vince Lombardi
Rita Rudner
Lee Trevino
Jerry Feliciotto
Sam Snead
Miller Barber
Arnold Daly
Jacob Braude
Bob Hope
Scotty Brown
John Adams
Rod Powers
Phyllis Diller
Jim Bishop
Richard Bull
Arlene Powers
Joe E. Lewis
Alex Karras
Wendy Morgan
Larry Miller
Virginia Micka
Steven Wright
Jason Chase
Robert Benchley
Dizzy Dean
Johnny Bench
Casey Stengel
Gordie Howe
Steve Wheeler
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GOLF HUMOR

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David Letterman's Top Ten List

Top Ten Reasons Golf is Better Than Sex

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#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.

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#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

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#8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

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#7 Foursomes are encouraged.

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#6 You can make money doing it as a senior.

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#5 Three times a day is possible.

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#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

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#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

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#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

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And the #1 reason why golf is better than Sex..
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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SOCCER HUMOR

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ARTICLE: Ten Reasons Soccer is Better Than Sex

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CHEERLEADING HUMOR
Quotes about cheerleading activities
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ARTICLE: Cheerleading is not a sport
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