FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: triplem.com.au

SPORTS QUOTES
Web site presents a slide show of 49 sports quotes
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"Yep, no medal again; maybe I will pop down to the shops and see if I can buy one."
- Marco Buechel, downhill skier from Liechtenstein, on his fifth Winter Olympics with no medal.
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Just seeing them come out and pour beer all over me, it was a great feeling. I've always seen it on TV and I've always wanted people to pour beer on me."
- Golfer Michelle Wie after winning her first LPGA Tour title. Apparently it's some kind of tradition, but when do we get a turn.
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"Jermaine is really generous - he bought me some Christain Louboutin shoes for Christmas which I love. But the best present he ever got me is priceless - a tattoo of my face on his forearm."
- Jermaine Jenas' fiancee realises that committment from a footballer isn't a wedding ring and flowers, it's a tattoo and new shoes.
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS QUOTES
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HORSE RIDING QUOTES

Web site presents Murphy's Laws pertainig to horsemanship

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If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most
recent injury.
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The least useful horse in your barn eats to most, requires
corrective shoeing every three weeks and requires the servces of the vet a minimum of once a month.
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The horse you really want you can't afford. The horse you
can afford isn't for sale.
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No one really learns how to swear until they learn how to
ride.
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Click here to view ===> HORSEMANSHIP QUOTES
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GOLF POEM \ QUOTES

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Part I:

Web site presents a brief biogrpahy of the poet Edgar Guest and

a copy of his humorous golf poem, Yesterday.

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Click here to view ===> YESTERDAY (GOLF POEM)

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Source: golfpoet.com

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Part II:

Web site presents golf quotes by golfers and other celebrities.

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Bolt, Tommy:
“Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.”
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Murphy, Tom:
“Let’s face it, 95 percent of this game is mental. If a guy plays a lousy golf he doesn’t need a pro, he needs a shrink.”
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Nelson, Byron
“The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back into the bag.”
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Click here to view ===> GOLF QUOTES
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Source: golfingsuccess.info
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MARTIAL ARTS QUOTES \ HUMOR
Web site presents a humorous view of Chuck Norris' martial arts persona
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Click here to view ===> MARTIAL ARTS HUMOR
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Source: ehow.com
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Bonus: Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) Quotes
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Stephen Quadros: How long have you had that mustache?
Don Frye: Since I was 5. I got it from my mom's side of the family. She's not a pretty woman.
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Stephen Quadros: You should come and visit us in the US.
Mirko Filipovic: Only if Cameron Diaz will be there. I decided that I'm going to marry her.
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Click here to view ===> MMA QUOTES
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Source: fightforum.com
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