SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lotofquotes.com

HEALTH AND NUTRITION HUMOR
Quotes and sayings about diets and dieting
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet - Fran Lebowitz.
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Click here to view full article ===> DIET
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References to:
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Woody Allen
Wayne Callaway
Totie Fields
Thomas Shadwell
Roseanne Barr
Naomi Campbell
Mary Worley Montagu
Mae West
Lewis C. Henry
Julia Child
John Kenneth Galbraith
Joe E. Lewis
Jim Davis
Jennifer Greene Duncan
Jean Kerr
Jason Love
Jackie Gleason
Harry Secombe
George Bernard Shaw
Fran Lebowitz
Erma Bombeck
Don Kardong
Cicero
Atharva Veda
Andy Rooney
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gratefulblue.blogspot.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
Lists of athletes as actors
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Football players as actors:
Click here to view ===> FOOTBALL
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Basketball players as actors:
Click here to view ===> BASKETBALL
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Baseball players as actors:
Click here to view ===> BASEBALL
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References to:
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Don Drysdale
Bob Uecker
Jim Lefebvre
Wade Boggs
Keith Hernandez
Chuck Connors
Rick Fox
Julius Erving
Alex English
Ray Allen
Wilt Chamberlain
Bill Laimbeer
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Shaquille O'Neal
Joe Namath
Terry Bradshaw
Fred Williamson
Jim Brown
OJ Simpson
Lyle Alzado
John Matuszak
Fred Dryer
Roosevelt (Rosey) Grier
Alex Karras
Merlin Olson
Bubba Smith
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: isaf.org

OLYMPICS 2008 SAILING CENTER

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OLYMPICS SAILING QUOTES

Quotes from the official website of the International Sailing Federation (isaf.org) for coverage of the Beijing 2008 Olympic sailing events.

Click here to view ===> SAILING

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bleacherreport.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES
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"We were given a choice. We could either run around the field three times or around Tommy Lasorda once" - Steve Sax
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"Anything that goes that far ought to have a stewardess on it" - Paul Splitorff on a George Brett home run
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"How can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?" - Pete Rose to Tony Perez
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"If you slid into bases head first for 20 years, you'd be ugly too!" - Pete Rose
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"He's the world's quietest person. The night he broke Lou Gehrig's record, he went out and painted the town beige" - Billy Ripken on brother Cal
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"The last time I smiled so much was for a jury" - Pasqual Perez after a run of success
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"The club didn't mind the added weight, but it gave him two weeks to get down to his playing height" - Scott Ostler, after Ken Griffey Jr. turned up for pre-season training 20 pounds heavier and two inches taller
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"The only difference between the Mets and the Titanic is that the Mets have a better organist" - Jim Murray
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Click here to view full article ===> 20 QUOTES
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: Coldhardfootballfacts.com

PRO FOOTBALL QUOTES
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Coldhardfootballfacts.com selects its all time 11 greatest pro football players.
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Click here to view ===> TOP 11
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References to:
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Sammy Baugh
Jim Brown
Bronko Nagurski
Lawrence Taylor
Don Hutson
Deion Sanders
Lou Groza
Cal Hubbard
Joe Greene
Bobby Bell
Chuck Bednarik
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

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SPORTS QUOTES
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Quotes of the week from BBC.CO.UK
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Click here to view ===> QUOTES
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References to:
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Steve McClaren
James Allen
Libby Clegg
Oxana Boturchuk
Nicky Cook
Alex Arthur
Breidis Prescott
Amir Khan
Lewis Hamilton
Niki Lauda
Martin Del Potro
Roger Federer
Andy Murray
Kevin Keegan
Fabio Capello
Joe Cole
Robinho
Noel Gallagher
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