SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: people.ubr.com

Lee Trevino Quotes
"A hungry dog hunts best."
 
"How can they beat me? I've
been struck by lightning, had
two back operations, and
been divorced twice."

"I'm a golfaholic. And all
the counseling in the world
wouldn't help me."
 
"I'm not out there just to be
dancing around. I expect to
win every time I tee up."

"My divorce came to me as a complete
surprise. That's what happens when you
haven't been home in eighteen years."
 
"My swing is so bad I
look like a caveman
killing his lunch."
 
"Nobody but you and your caddie
care what you do out there, and if
your caddie is betting against you,
he doesn't care, either."

 



FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: people.ubr.com

Bobby Knight Quotes

"All of us learn to write in the
second grade. Most of us go
on to greater things."
 
"I told him to take a picture of his testicles so
he'd have something to remember them by
if he ever took another shot like the last one."
 
"I'd like to leave college basketball having caught more
fish than anybody that's ever coached college basketball."
 
Mental toughness is to physical as four is to one."
 
"The key is not the "will to win" . . . everybody has that.
It is the will to prepare to win that is important."
 
"The most susceptible guy in any gambling scheme is
an official, without any question. I mean,
if we only knew the truth about games that were
controlled by officials having gambling interests,
I think it would be amazing."
 
"Too many parents today want kids
to really 'like them.' Well, parents'
first responsibility is to get kids
to do what they should be doing...
'Well, Jimmy doesn't have to be in
at 10 o'clock, why do I have to be in at
10 o'clock?'... 'Well, the main reason,
Johnny you have to be in at 10 o'clock
is because, God damn it, I tell you
to be in at 10 and that's it."