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INES SAINZ

NEW YORK JETS FOOTBALL REPORTER

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SPORTS TRIVIA \ HUMOR
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OOPS!!! Harassment in the Jets Locker Room!
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DO THE MATH!!!
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Sorry, Roger, but boys will be boys - still want the job???
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MIA ST.JOHN

PROFESSIONAL BOXER

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SPORTS PICTORIAL
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Top 10 sexy female athletes that appeared in Playboy
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Sorry for all the eye candy, but, somebody has to show it
and sports humor sites have chosen that unenviable task.
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So, with that most humble apology,
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> TOP TEN FEMALE ATHLETES IN PLAYBOY
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REX RYAN, HEAD COACH

NEW YORK JETS

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL QUOTES \ TRIVIA \ HUMOR

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Part I: Quotes by Rex Ryan

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Part II: American Football Trivia: Trick Plays in Football

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Part III: American Football Humor: Street Football

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Click here ===> STREET FOOTBALL BY BILL COSBY

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BASKETBALL QUOTES
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10 Memorable Quotes from the NBA Finals (2010)
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GAMBLING QUOTES

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Part I: Casino Gambling

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“When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.”

– Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner.

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Noting his mother’s visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. “She got to go to heaven four days early.”

– President Bill Clinton.

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“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.”

– George Ade

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“If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I’d probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.”

– Michael Ventura

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Part II: Horse Racing Gambling

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Plot Summary for Let It Ride (1989)
An average kind of guy who has a slight problem with gambling goes to the track, and mystically, it seems as though he can't lose, no matter how he bets; and he has an incredible day. Written by Kathy Li
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Let It Ride Movie Quotes:
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Jay Trotter: [puts $2400 in cash on the counter] Let it ride!
Ticket Seller: What's the number?
Jay Trotter: [smile fades away]
Ticket Seller: It's a house rule! You've got to give me a number!

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Jay Trotter: [puts the box with $69,000 in cash on the counter] Let it ride!
Ticket Seller: Is it all there?
Jay Trotter: I took out a little for the wife and a few things, but basically, yeah, it's all there!
Ticket Seller: I can't give you win tickets for that! That's over 1300 win tickets! It will jam up the machine!
Ticket Seller: [leans forward]
Ticket Seller: The counting room!

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CAROLINE WOZNIACKI

PROFESSIONAL TENNIS PLAYER

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TENNIS QUOTES

Best Tennis Quotes of the 2010 US Open
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Requested to get a microwave to my room..Funny request I know. But just made my own oatmeal.”
Caroline Wozniacki explaining on Twitter her hotel service request.
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“I have respect for her, but I hope I will be home.”
Svetlana Kuznetsova about if she wants to be like Kimiko Date Krumm and playing tennis at forty.
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ARMANDO MARADONA

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SOCCER QUOTES

Web site presents the best quotes of the 2010 FIFA World Cup games.
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

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"Maradona is a nice guy but he can be a bit pesado [a pain, boring] . And I mean pesado in the nicest possible way."

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•Vicente del Bosque gets just a little tired of Maradona's constant griping.

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BONUS VIDEO:

Icelandic soccer team presents creative dances to celebrate the scoring of

goals during soccer games.

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Editor's note:

Once NFL divas find out about the soccer goal dancing, they

will make Roger Goodell work overtime in leveling fines

to counteract the new dance shenanigans the divas will dream up!

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I can see some divas giving up game salaries to squeeze in their

dances after a winning touchdown is scored and laughing at

the fine at the same time!

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What a can of worms the soccer goal dancing has opened -

sorry, Roger!!!

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HOCKEY HUMOR

Sports blogger presents his selection of videos of the funniest NHL

commercials of all time.

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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"

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Click here to view ===> FUNNY HOCKEY COMMERCIALS

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BASEBALL QUOTES

Web site presents baseball and management quotes by George Steinbrenner (R.I.P.)

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