FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

BBC SPORTS QUOTES:

"I think sometimes you guys write the truth but sometimes your editors chop out some important bits - the facts."
Keegan knows how to keep the assembled hacks sweet.

"That's what it said in the papers - let's hope the papers are right!"
When asked if it was true he had £30m to spend in the transfer window.

"Someone has had it away and when I find out who it is, it's going to be bloody. Legs will be broken."
Royals skipper Graeme Murty takes the news that someone has half-inched the shirt he swapped with Ronaldo really well.

"Maybe one of the apprentices has had it. Maybe Murts should check ebay in a day or two!"
Reading striker Kevin 'Columbo' Doyle has his suspicions.

"If the morals of an alley cat exist in the boardroom then you can't expect players to be leaders and virtuous on and off the pitch."
Luton boss Kevin Blackwell has a pop at Liverpool's owners over their treatment of Rafa Benitez ahead of his side's FA Cup third round replay at Anfield.

"I'm much better for having lived in a garage."
New Bolton signing Gretar Steinsson hopes to park himself in the first team after his spell in a lock-up in Switzerland.

"He would go out there on crutches and play if we asked him."
Fulham boss Roy Hodgson gives Jimmy Bullard a leg-up after his return from injury.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

TENNIS QUOTES

AUSTRALIAN OPEN, 2008:

Tsonga looks forward to facing Rafael Nadal in the semis "It's like I wanted to cry, I wanted to smile, I wanted everything. It's a lot of emotion. I had a lot of images in my head, and it's very big for me." Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is a tad excited about reaching the semi-finals "It's very difficult to stay on this world." Tsonga's over the moon... and struggling to get back to planet earth "The stars were shining, it was just meant to be." Maria Sharapova modestly thanks celestial powers after demolishing Justine Henin "I felt like I was in my own bubble." Sharapova conjures up more imagery "She won the match, she was better than me. The story is she won the match and I am now going home." None of that poetical nonsense from Henin "It's so much fun. I love doing it, and I want to see Melbourne from the top." Jelena Jankovic plans to get an aerial view of Melbourne, from the controls of a helicopter "I did it last year in Auckland and I drove my mum and some friends in the back. They turned so pale, they were so scared - they couldn't wait until they landed." Hmmm... Jelena may be making her first solo flight next by the sounds of it - form an orderly queue No pain, no gain for Jelena "I cannot give you all the details, because if I start I would never stop" Jelena discusses her injury problems - and that is before she has been in a helicopter "I've been going into matches and people have been saying other girls are the favourite. All these other girls who I played had the advantage over me for some reason. But I'm like a wounded animal, I still keep going." It takes more than thigh, knee, shoulder and nasal problems to stop our Jelena "The match was on my racquet and I gave it away. I went crazy, maybe, and I made a lot of mistakes." Serena Williams explains her defeat to Jankovic

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source. ubr.com

SPORTS QUOTES

"I know a baseball star who wouldn't
report the theft of his wife's
credit cards because the thief
spends less than she does."

Source: Joe Garagiola

"If everything's under control,
you're going too slow"

Source: Mario Andretti

"I'm not a mean player. You'll
notice I never pick on a player
who has a number above 30."

Source: Mike Ditka

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

BBC SPORTS QUOTES:

The League must be totally restructured. It's a billion-pound business - but if I had a kebab shop, I wouldn't let them run it.
Millwall chairman Theo Paphitis after Football League loses case against ITV Digital.

He's got to learn that you can't act like a southern softie in this team.
Birmingham's Tommy Mooney gives Clinton Morrison a piece of advice after the record signing was stretchered off with a dead leg on his debut.

I don't ever want to lose to the English. They threw me out of the squad for no reason but that happens to everyone. The girls are very bitchy and, once you are in the team, they want you out.
Welsh badminton player Jo Muggeridge after beating an England doubles team in the Commonwealth Games.

Gis' a stadium

You could almost put a glass of wine on her forehead and she wouldn't spill it when she's swimming.
Anita Lonsborough on England's women's 100 metres backstroke gold medallist Sarah Price.

Surely Manchester City can build another stadium and give this to us as a present?
Paula Radcliffe after winning Commonwealth Games gold at the City of Manchester stadium. The track will be ripped up when the stadium becomes the home of football club Manchester City.

 

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Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bspcn.com

FUNNY SPORTS PHOTOGRAPHS

HAVE A NICE DAY!

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Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.